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Question: Which of the 2016 candidates are Satan-worshipping, reptillian shapeshifters?
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They all are!		  
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MKUltra Huckabee		  
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John Ka"sick of chemtrails"		  
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HAARPilary Clinton		  
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Bernie Sandenver international aiport		  
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Lilluminati Grahamasonry		  
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Carly Fluoridation		  
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Jeb Bilderbush		  
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Ted Cruz can't melt steel beams		  
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Rand Paul is Dead		  
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Marco Roswell Landings		  
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Lincoln ChaFEMA camps		  
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Rothschild Perry		  
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Scott Wautism from Vaccines		  
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Martin O'Moon Landings		  
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« on: June 22, 2015, 04:02:41 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2015, 04:10:42 PM »
All of them, of course.
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2015, 11:53:57 PM »
Wikipedia lists Rick Perry as a former Bilderberg attendee. 9-11!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2015, 12:42:20 AM »
Hillary, Bernie, and Ted Cruz are about the only ones smart enough to possibly be reptilians.
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2015, 10:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Fubart Solman on June 23, 2015, 12:42:20 AM
Hillary, Bernie, and Ted Cruz are about the only ones smart enough to possibly be reptilians.

Bush is PBK.
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2015, 10:57:18 AM »
CrabCake, once again you have outdone yourself.
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2015, 11:08:38 AM »
These names have to be one of the best things I've seen on here.
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2015, 12:47:00 PM »
Quote from: Citizen Castro on June 23, 2015, 10:57:18 AM
CrabCake, once again you have outdone yourself.
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2015, 03:09:21 PM »
Quote from: wifikitten on June 23, 2015, 11:08:38 AM
These names have to be one of the best things I've seen on here.

In retrospect, I missed Donelder of Zion Trump; Rick Satanicorum and Ben water-powered-Carson
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2015, 10:52:20 PM »
It's really not nice to insult demonic lizard-people by comparing them to Republican presidential candidates.
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2015, 12:51:31 AM »
I think Jeb and Cruz's nicknames are the best.

And all of them, obviously.
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2015, 01:07:29 AM »
Currently, HAARPilary Clinton has 20 votes and all of the above has 20 votes as well. There have only been 38 "ballots" cast. 40/38 is clearly over 100%. Hillary Clinton is obviously a reptilian for getting over 100%.

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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2015, 04:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Citizen Castro on June 23, 2015, 10:57:18 AM
CrabCake, once again you have outdone yourself.

I concur. And as a fan of both the Pauls and the Beatles, I must give special acknowledgement to "Rand Paul is Dead." Brilliant.
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