Office of At-Large Senator Kalwejt (Statement)

[Lincoln Republican]

Has a Senator ever been recalled?

[Lincoln Republican]

Mr. Kalwejt,  do you have a plan to tackle poverty in Atlasia?

If so, can you elaborate for us, or will the reduction of poverty be part of your platform that will be announced at a later date?

Thank you.

[Lincoln Republican]

After receiving a number of private encouragements from all sides of political spectrum, I have flipped on decided to seek the reelection.

The fact that my party doesn't seem to have a candidate played a significant factor in reaching this conclusion.

GREAT picture of a truly GREAT statesman, er, I mean great news, of course, that's what I meant to say, uh, ya, that's it, that's what I meant to say.

[Lincoln Republican]

I must say though, Kalwejt, that Mitt has nothing on you when it comes to being a notorious flip flopper.

Although, in all fairness to Mitt, it was simply that his views and outlooks on certain issues were simply evolving, unlike yourself, who is an obvious and shameless flip flopper.

[Lincoln Republican]

I must say though, Kalwejt, that Mitt has nothing on you when it comes to being a notorious flip flopper.

Although, in all fairness to Mitt, it was simply that his views and outlooks on certain issues were simply evolving, unlike yourself, who is an obvious and shameless flip flopper.

I won't let you insult me this way. You won't have Kalwejt to kick around anymore. This is my last post ever. I'm retiring right now.

(the next minute)

My outlook on retiring has just evolved. I'm running again.

Now THAT is what I would miss the most!

[Lincoln Republican]

Congratulations.

You are probably the first flip flop Senator elected in the history of Atlasia.