The Happening

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A lot of you requested a revival of The Weasel in the White House, but I'll be honest and say that I don't have it in me to rehash that one. It was a fun experiment and a lot of it will be the basis for this tale I'll tell, although on this one, some of the main actors will be different and a lot of the changes in store for mankind will be, in some ways, worse. So sit back, grab a bowl of popcorn and enjoy The Happening.

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U.S. Presidential Election, 2016

Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York and Senator Sherrod Brown of Ohio (Democratic Party): 48.53% of the popular vote / 284 electoral votes
Jeb Bush of Florida and Governor Nikki Haley of South Carolina (Republican Party): 48.44% of the popular vote / 254 electoral votes
Jill Stein of Massachusetts and Darryl Cherney of California (Green Party): 1.87% of the popular vote / 0 electoral votes
Jesse Ventura of Minnesota and Robert Steele of Virginia (Libertarian Party): 1.06% of the popular vote / 0 electoral votes
Steve Stockman of Texas and Terry Jones of Florida (Constitution Party): 0.09% of the popular vote / 0 electoral votes

U.S. House of Representatives elections, 2016

Republican Party: 245 (-2)
Democratic Party: 190 (+2)

U.S. Senate elections, 2016

Republican Party: 52 (-2)
Democratic Party: 46 (+2)
Independent(s): 2 (+0)

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Governorships as of January 20, 2017

'Right-to-work' states as of January 20, 2017

[NeverAgain]

Hyped.

[Free Bird]

Just a little nitpick, but if Yeb wins Wisconsin, he wins Ohio

[free my dawg]

RTW won't pass in NH. Republicans don't have a veto-proof majority, and even when they did, it didn't pass.

[tmthforu94]

Just a little nitpick, but if Yeb wins Wisconsin, he wins Ohio

Brown had coattails. Given the tickets, this looks reasonable.