Bernie Sanders once blamed cervical cancer on lack of orgasms

[Matty]

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bernie-sanders-once-blamed-cervical-cancer-on-a-lack-of-orgasms/

what the....

[Abraham Reagan]

So what, he's just some old socialist with no chance of becoming president and abysmal poll numbers... oh wait

[© tweed]

it's hard not to figure that there aren't more of these laying around.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

still better than campaigning for goldwater

[The Other Castro]

I mean, they certaintly couldn't hurt your chances of avoiding cancer.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Non story.

[Horsemask]

Non story.

[Fubart Solman]

I could've sworn that I read somewhere that masturbation is linked with a lower risk of prostate cancer.

Edit: Here's a link: http://www.universityherald.com/articles/6033/20131206/masturbation-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-prostate-cancer-study.htm

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I could've sworn that I read somewhere that masturbation is linked with a lower risk of prostate cancer.

Edit: Here's a link: http://www.universityherald.com/articles/6033/20131206/masturbation-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-prostate-cancer-study.htm

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I guess the Clintons figured this must be a good attack since Bill fired Joycelyn Elders for talking about masturbation.

What next, that Bernie Sanders once jaywalked on some deserted rural Vermont road in the 1970s? Because that's about how much of a joke this attack is.

[Famous Mortimer]

This is probably marginally true. Excessive of any body part lowers the risk of cancer in that body part.

[dudeabides]

I could've sworn that I read somewhere that masturbation is linked with a lower risk of prostate cancer.

Edit: Here's a link: http://www.universityherald.com/articles/6033/20131206/masturbation-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-prostate-cancer-study.htm

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I guess the Clintons figured this must be a good attack since Bill fired Joycelyn Elders for talking about masturbation.

What next, that Bernie Sanders once jaywalked on some deserted rural Vermont road in the 1970s? Because that's about how much of a joke this attack is.

Hillary is going to make the argument that Bill will help women in the D.C. area reduce the risk of cervical cancer if she's elected.....

Look, Sanders deserves credit for standing up for his beliefs, but he is simply wrong on the issues. That being said, he has not hurt anyone and does not lie like Hillary Clinton, so I have to respect him. However, the guy clearly is also crazy as this article proves.

[NeverAgain]

I could've sworn that I read somewhere that masturbation is linked with a lower risk of prostate cancer.

Edit: Here's a link: http://www.universityherald.com/articles/6033/20131206/masturbation-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-prostate-cancer-study.htm

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I guess the Clintons figured this must be a good attack since Bill fired Joycelyn Elders for talking about masturbation.

What next, that Bernie Sanders once jaywalked on some deserted rural Vermont road in the 1970s? Because that's about how much of a joke this attack is.

Hillary is going to make the argument that Bill will help women in the D.C. area reduce the risk of cervical cancer if she's elected.....

Look, Sanders deserves credit for standing up for his beliefs, but he is simply wrong on the issues. That being said, he has not hurt anyone and does not lie like Hillary Clinton, so I have to respect him. However, the guy clearly is also crazy as this article proves.

At least Hillary would never support a crazy guy for President...

[Zioneer]

Sanders was a hippie in the 70s who had some kooky ideas in an era where kooky ideas were king. Big deal. This is a non-story.

[The Other Castro]

The reality is that most Democrats share most of the same positions as Sanders, and that he wouldn't be thought of as crazy if he just invested in a nice comb and stopped referring to himself as a Socialist.

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The reality is that most Democrats share most of the same positions as Sanders, and that he wouldn't be thought of as crazy if he just invested in a nice comb and stopped referring to himself as a Socialist.

I'm hoping that Christopher Lloyd endorses him on October 21st. Then there can be 1.21 jigawatts (sic) of Bern.

[Fubart Solman]

The reality is that most Democrats share most of the same positions as Sanders, and that he wouldn't be thought of as crazy if he just invested in a nice comb and stopped referring to himself as a Socialist.

I think that he might have gotten a haircut or at least a comb:

His hair looks a lot better here than previously. The picture is only a few days old.

[The Other Castro]

No wonder he's been polling so high lately.

[Fubart Solman]

No wonder he's been polling so high lately.

If he gets it buzzed, will he take the lead?

[The Other Castro]

No wonder he's been polling so high lately.

If he gets it buzzed, will he take the lead?

They'll just declare him the winner right then and there.

[Fubart Solman]

No wonder he's been polling so high lately.

If he gets it buzzed, will he take the lead?

They'll just declare him the winner right then and there.

I would be ok with that if it didn't mean that we would miss the whole primary season's worth of maps.