My Immortal Appreciation Friend

[Free Bird]

We must celebrate this masterpiece somewhere specifically.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

fangz (get it coz im goffik) 2 free bird 4 postin dis

[Sumner 1868]

How did I not see this thread for so long?

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

I like the Rand Paul version myself:

Hi my name is Rand Paul and I have short brown hair like Ann Rand (that's how I got my name) with short back and sides that reaches my mid-neck and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Murray Rothbard (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Les Paul but I wish I was because he's a major f.cking hottie. I'm a libertarian but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a Senator, and I go to a magic school called Congress in America where I'm in the second year (I'm fourtynine). I'm a Republican (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Tea Party and I get all my talking points from there. For example today I asked if people would like it if the government forced everyone to buy broccoli. I was going on about the Commerce Clause and the New Deal. I was walking outside Congress. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of dems stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Rand!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Barack Obama!

"What's up Barry?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

[Crumpets]

I like the Rand Paul version myself:

Hi my name is Rand Paul and I have short brown hair like Ann Rand (that's how I got my name) with short back and sides that reaches my mid-neck and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Murray Rothbard (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Les Paul but I wish I was because he's a major f.cking hottie. I'm a libertarian but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a Senator, and I go to a magic school called Congress in America where I'm in the second year (I'm fourtynine). I'm a Republican (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Tea Party and I get all my talking points from there. For example today I asked if people would like it if the government forced everyone to buy broccoli. I was going on about the Commerce Clause and the New Deal. I was walking outside Congress. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of dems stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Rand!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Barack Obama!

"What's up Barry?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

CrabCake, please make this into a timeline.

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was.....................................John Boehner!

[Consciously Unconscious]

Long live Ebony Raven darkness dementia -whatever the hell the rest was- way.

[DavidB.]

When I saw the name of this thread ("My Immortal Apprec..."), I thought this was about the Evanescence song.

[Consciously Unconscious]

When I saw the name of this thread ("My Immortal Apprec..."), I thought this was about the Evanescence song.

If you'd read the piece that we're talking about, you'd know that it's surprising the song isn't even mentioned.