SWE, TNF Captured - Communist Crisis Over
In a turn of good news for a reeling nation, the Communist Rebellion and Crisis has finally come to a close. Early this morning the Northeast National Guard - acting on orders from Acting Governor Pikachu - conducted a raid on former Senator SomeoneWhoExists' home. SWE was in the home at the time and was taken in to custody by the National Guard. No one was injured in the raid. Charges from the Northeast Government are expected to be forthcoming.
This lead the Atlasian Army to step up their operations within the Midwest in their hunt for TNF. Only hours after senior commanders were informed of SWE's capture in the Northeast, an elite squad infiltrated TNF's compound and conduct a thorough sweep, finding the Communist leader in his bedroom. He was immediately arrested and transported, via helicopter, to an undisclosed location. During this raid one soldier was injured by one of TNF's bodyguards but his wounds are not serious and he is expected to recover.
I can confirm that none of this happened. Don't believe everything the media tells you.