Union of Atlasian Socialist Republics: Posadas was right

[TNF]

Whereas, the bourgeois state in Nyman has repeatedly refused to heed the calls for dissolution voiced by the mass of the people,

Whereas, the toiling masses have risen up in both the Midwest and the Northeast, as well as in the Pacific, in order to smash the bourgeois social edifice in Nyman,

Whereas, the unity of the toiling masses is paramount to their ultimate victory over the fascist-bourgeois government in Nyman,

The toiling masses thus declare their absolute unity in struggle for the victory of the toiling masses. The People's Republic of the Midwest and the Democratic People's Republic of the Northeast do hereby unite under the banner of the Union of Atlasian Socialist Republics.



Immediate warrants have been issued for the arrest of all counter-revolutionary agents in the Northeast. All ultimatums issued by the People's Republic of the Midwest, toward the governments of the Mideast and of Nyman, shall remain in effect under the Union Treaty posted here.

Workers of the world, unite!

[TNF]

The Union shall be jointly led by Co-Chairman TNF and Co-Chairman SWE.

[SWE]

x SomebodyWhoExists

[TNF]

Political Bulletin #1: Defeat Fascist Northeast Gangs! Secure gains in the Pacific! For Atlasian Revolution!

Comrades,

As we speak, the den of thieves that is the Senate of the Republic of Atlasia is proposing to destroy the gains of our revolutionary upheavals. As a duly appointed member of this body who has been unjustly denied my right to a voice in it by the so-called Speaker of that body, counterrevolutionary Blair2015, I am not entirely surprised that it has come to this. The Senate is attempting to rush through a bill authorizing the use of the army of Atlasia against the UASR, against the working people. I had issued an ultimatum and had hoped that 48 hours would give the Senate enough time to come to its senses on this matter. Clearly, I was wrong.

In my capacity as co-chairman of the UASR, I am hereby modifying that ultimatum. In response to the very real threats made against us, I am ordering the immediate invasion of the Mideast by the Red Army, from the Midwest and from the Northeast. Likewise, I am ordering naval landings by the Red Navy in the South. The time has come to put an end to this and declare what we already know to be true - that Atlasia is dead and that the only thing that will make that a reality is the revolutionary overthrow of all existing institutions and the capture of Nyman.

I am keeping the ultimatum in place, however. The invasion will proceed until a definitive surrender is given to myself, SWE, or Red Army officials. However, I would also like to announce that a second part of the ultimatum is now in effect. Last night, Red Army forces secured control of disputed nuclear weapons launch facilities in North Dakota. Should the government in Nyman refuse surrender by the aforementioned ultimatum period declared on July 17,  I will not hesitate to order the use of nuclear weapons against Nyman and major metropolitan areas not occupied by the Red Army or in open rebellion against the bourgeois state. I encourage all working people to evacuate these areas or bring them under your forceful control by no later than the expiration of the ultimatum, as I would not like to risk destroying our comrades in the process.

The ball is in your court, Nyman.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

TNF, the people and their lawful governments, loyal to Nyman and their regions, have put down your revolt. Your ultimatum is rejected and you are hereby under arrest should you step into Mideast regional territory.

YOU HAVE LOST.

[TNF]

President bore has declared war upon the working masses.

In response, I order the following precautions be taken to defend the revolution-

Nuclear attacks are hereby ordered on the following areas not held by the Red Army:
- Miami, FL
- Tallahassee, FL
- Savannah, GA
- Atlanta, GA
- Montgomery, AL
- Birmingham, AL
- Huntsville, AL
- Jackson, MS
- Baton Rouge, LA
- New Orleans, LA
- Austin, TX
- Dallas, TX
- Houston, TX
- Little Rock, AR
- Memphis, TN
- Nashville, TN
- Knoxville, TN
- Chattanooga, TN
- Columbia, SC
- Charleston, SC
- Raleigh, NC
- Charlotte, NC
- Richmond, VA
- Nyman, DC
- Frankfort, KY
- Louisville, KY
- Lexington, KY
- Springfield, IL
- Chicago, IL
- Madison, WI
- Milwaukee, WI
- Detroit, MI
- Indianapolis, IN
- Columbus, OH
- Cincinnati, OH
- Cleveland, OH
- Charleston, WV
- Pittsburgh, PA
- Philadelphia, PA
- Baltimore, MD
- Dover, DE


RIP, counterrevolutionary dogs.

[TNF]

Political Bulletin #2: Official Ideology

The official ideology of the Union of Atlasian Socialist Republics is hereby declared to be Trotskyism-Posadism. In unleashing the nuclear sword of Damocles upon the face of the Earth, we recognize that the only path forward is the rescue of the revolution by our comrades from other worlds (and perhaps, talking, mutant dolphin comrades). The official motto of the Union shall remain 'Workers of the World, Unite!', but the official greeting of the Union shall henceforth be 'Ayy Lmao'

[Simfan34]

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[Leinad]

Whereas, the bourgeois state in Nyman has repeatedly refused to heed the calls for dissolution voiced by the mass of the people,

"The masses" haven't called for dissolution. It's probably about 50-50.

Also, I'm sure the vast majority of people are against this needless violence.

President bore has declared war upon the working masses.

Actually, Bore hasn't done anything. He denies your rebellion's existence.

Nuclear attacks are hereby ordered on the following areas not held by the Red Army:

First of all, genocide is also solidly against the will of the people. If you really think this, you're psychopathic and should be put on several watchlists. This isn't a crusade for "the toiling masses," it's mass murder.

Also...who the F gave you nuclear weapons? You can't just say you have nukes and win. That's like an immature child playing Risk for the first time, and you get bored and say "NUCLEAR ATTACK LOL!!!" and smash the board, declaring victory.

the official greeting of the Union shall henceforth be 'Ayy Lmao'

Aha! Now my original inclinations have been confirmed: this is all self-parody.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

TNF v. Reality. Round 3

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

You have no nukes under your control.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

TNF v. Reality. Round 3

i mean ordinarily i would agree, but if jcl is saying otherwise...?

[Chunk Yogurt for President!]

President bore has declared war upon the working masses.

In response, I order the following precautions be taken to defend the revolution-

Nuclear attacks are hereby ordered on the following areas not held by the Red Army:
- Frankfort, KY
- Louisville, KY
- Lexington, KY
RIP, counterrevolutionary dogs.

But I thought you said that Kentucky would lead the worker's revolution?!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

RIP Sanchez. I died in the Tallahassee blast.

[Boston Bread]

Don't you realize nuking the areas surrounding your region would lead to radiation and nuclear winter, also devastating the Midwest through widespread cancer and food shortages? Nice job defending the common worker there.

[SWE]

RIP all of us everywhere

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

TNF v. Reality. Round 3

i mean ordinarily i would agree, but if jcl is saying otherwise...?

Like I said. TNF and his Red Army has no Nuclear weapons.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

TNF v. Reality. Round 3

i mean ordinarily i would agree, but if jcl is saying otherwise...?

Like I said. TNF and his Red Army has no Nuclear weapons.

and like i said, the fact that you are saying this worries me, given your well-known penchant for living in bizarro-world.

[Blair]

TNF v. Reality. Round 3

i mean ordinarily i would agree, but if jcl is saying otherwise...?

Like I said. TNF and his Red Army has no Nuclear weapons.

and like i said, the fact that you are saying this worries me, given your well-known penchant for living in bizarro-world.

The GM has confirmed that he has no nuclear weapons

[Mechaman]

Comrades!

We are under heavy fire!  Capitalist dogs apparently don't react well to murdering public officials!  Need place to hide!

Got some pretty good dope bros.  Just throwing this out there.

Thanks!

Comrade Mecha, General of the Southern Armies.