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Free Bird
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« on: August 01, 2015, 11:49:49 PM »
We all know Mitch McConnell is actually a turtle, but are there any other underground agents?

I personally have always thought that Johnny Isakson looks like Mole from Mr. Toad.
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2015, 09:58:48 AM »
**warning**

remember kids, only white Presidents can be compared to non-human primates
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shua
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2015, 10:10:33 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on August 02, 2015, 09:58:48 AM
**warning**

remember kids, only white Presidents can be compared to non-human primates

JQA is secretly a baby orangutan.
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Zioneer
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2015, 12:10:52 PM »
Taft and a Walrus.
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Indy Texas
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2015, 01:49:59 PM »

Is there any mustachioed fat man who doesn't at least slightly resemble a walrus?
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2015, 01:53:23 PM »
The Queen of England is a lizard person obviously.
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2015, 04:37:24 PM »
This thread reminds me of this horrible tumblr phenomenon:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin

(Basically it's people who think that they have the soul of an animal)
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2015, 06:03:26 PM »
Quote from: dead0man on August 02, 2015, 09:58:48 AM
**warning**

remember kids, only white Presidents can be compared to non-human primates
If you aren't a white supremacist then that shouldn't be a difficult concept to grasp, yes.
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2015, 11:53:36 PM »
Quote from: Chairman SWE on August 02, 2015, 06:03:26 PM
Quote from: dead0man on August 02, 2015, 09:58:48 AM
**warning**

remember kids, only white Presidents can be compared to non-human primates
If you aren't a white supremacist then that shouldn't be a difficult concept to grasp, yes.

Or, you know, we could respect all Presidents by not referring to them as non-human primates.
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Free Bird
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2015, 11:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Consciously Unconscious on August 02, 2015, 04:37:24 PM
This thread reminds me of this horrible tumblr phenomenon:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin

(Basically it's people who think that they have the soul of an animal)

That's where you're wrong. Mitch McConnell is biologically a turtle.
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Crumpets
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2015, 12:26:19 AM »
Quote from: Kingpoleon on August 02, 2015, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: Chairman SWE on August 02, 2015, 06:03:26 PM
Quote from: dead0man on August 02, 2015, 09:58:48 AM
**warning**

remember kids, only white Presidents can be compared to non-human primates
If you aren't a white supremacist then that shouldn't be a difficult concept to grasp, yes.

Or, you know, we could respect all Presidents by not referring to them as non-human primates.

Spoken like a true O'Malley supporter.
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2015, 04:50:36 PM »
Yes... those ears are racist against Polacks.
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shua
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2015, 01:04:03 AM »

say "Taft's tusks"  five times fast.  (or "Taft's tusks five times fast" five times fast!)
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2015, 11:22:57 PM »
Ted Cruz is a rat, and a Canadian rat at that.
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