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« on: May 09, 2005, 06:09:49 PM »
----BREAKING NEWS---- THIS IS BREAKING NEWS INTO THE BLAHTV NEWSROOM:  AT 6:01PM STOW, OH TIME, IT WAS FOUND THAT FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO IS 2 MONTHS PREGNANT.  THIS CONFIRMS RUMORS STARTING AS EARLY AS 3 WEEKS AGO AFTER CONTINUOUS BITCHING FROM THE FORMER SENATOR.  THE FATHER IS NOT YET KNOWN, BUT THE BABY IS BELIEVED TO BE THE LOVE-CHILD OF FORMER SENATOR MIKE ASSAD.  STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES FROM BLAHTV - ATLASIA'S #1 BLAH NEWS SOURCE!
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Jake
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2005, 06:11:00 PM »
LOL, congrats Naso and NixonNow
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2005, 06:11:07 PM »
The streaming thing is annoying.
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2005, 06:37:06 PM »

Just quote the post to read all of it at once.
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Dave from Michigan
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2005, 06:46:06 PM »
that's going to be one scary ed up kid
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2005, 11:37:12 PM »
congrats Naso.  You will embrace motherhood soon.  I hope NixonNow doesn't leave you to become a welfare mom.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2005, 12:14:42 AM »
WCN NEWS ALERT

We have discovered that the real father of the baby is a styrofoam head... Or Hillary Duff might be the father we're not sure... All we know is NixonNow might be slamming heads in car doors soon once he figures out he is not the father!
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2005, 10:23:34 AM »
blah
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2005, 01:17:17 PM »
Congratulations Mike and Mike.  I'm sure you'll be excremental parents, and Floyd will certainly be happy to have a new baby brother/sister/indeterminate.
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2005, 04:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Milk_and_cereal on May 09, 2005, 11:37:12 PM
I hope NixonNow doesn't leave you to become a welfare mom.

Naso proposed repealing the Welfare Reform Bill of 2004 so he deserves it! Wink
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2005, 09:03:43 PM »
*bump*

We have word that Naso is going to have an abortion since getting pregnant without rape or incest is against his beliefs.
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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2005, 10:47:23 AM »
Congratulations! Poor baby though, it will probably be so ugly that every in the room when it is born will commit mass suicide.
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