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« on: May 09, 2005, 06:09:49 PM »
----BREAKING NEWS---- THIS IS BREAKING NEWS INTO THE BLAHTV NEWSROOM:  AT 6:01PM STOW, OH TIME, IT WAS FOUND THAT FORMER SENATOR MIKE NASO IS 2 MONTHS PREGNANT.  THIS CONFIRMS RUMORS STARTING AS EARLY AS 3 WEEKS AGO AFTER CONTINUOUS BITCHING FROM THE FORMER SENATOR.  THE FATHER IS NOT YET KNOWN, BUT THE BABY IS BELIEVED TO BE THE LOVE-CHILD OF FORMER SENATOR MIKE ASSAD.  STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES FROM BLAHTV - ATLASIA'S #1 BLAH NEWS SOURCE!
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2005, 04:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Milk_and_cereal on May 09, 2005, 11:37:12 PM
I hope NixonNow doesn't leave you to become a welfare mom.

Naso proposed repealing the Welfare Reform Bill of 2004 so he deserves it! Wink
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2005, 09:03:43 PM »
*bump*

We have word that Naso is going to have an abortion since getting pregnant without rape or incest is against his beliefs.
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