Forum update: Are you a virgin?
       |           

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 16, 2024, 04:44:44 PM
News: Election Simulator 2.0 Released. Senate/Gubernatorial maps, proportional electoral votes, and more - Read more

  Talk Elections
  Forum Community
  Forum Community (Moderators: The Dowager Mod, YE, KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸)
  Forum update: Are you a virgin?		 « previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3
Poll
Question: Yes or no?
#1
No
#2
Yes
#3
Yes, and I've never kissed anyone, either.
#4
Yes, and I've never held anyone's hand or kissed anyone, either.
Show Pie Chart
Partisan results

Author Topic: Forum update: Are you a virgin?  (Read 6484 times)
World politics is up Schmitt creek
Nathan
Moderators
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 34,351


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2015, 06:58:05 PM »
The first, last, and only time I was kissed, I was thirteen and it was horrible.
Logged
Bojack Horseman
Wolverine22
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 4,370
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2015, 09:06:00 PM »
Not a virgin, but never been kissed.
Logged
NeverAgain
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,659
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2015, 09:17:43 PM »
Does bowing my head and kissing Hillary's ring count?
Logged
Clarko95 📚💰📈
Clarko95
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 3,596
Sweden


Political Matrix
E: -5.61, S: -1.96

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2015, 10:13:58 PM »
Yes, because in the suburbs it's hard to meet other men who aren't already married, over the age of 50, and send you creepy ass messages asking if you "want to play".


However, I have kissed girls and held both guys' and girls' hands, so Option 2 (please kill me).
Logged
tmthforu94
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 22,402
United States


Political Matrix
E: -0.26, S: -4.52

P P P
Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2015, 10:18:57 PM »
No
Logged
Flake
Flo
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,688
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2015, 01:12:22 AM »


wtf atlas, 15% of y'all have never even held hands with someone? more than 1/3 of you haven't even had a kiss?
Logged
JerryArkansas
jerryarkansas
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 4,535
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2015, 01:26:38 AM »
No, but I kinda wish I was.
Logged
Mr. Smith
MormDem
Atlas Superstar
*****
Posts: 33,172
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2015, 09:01:12 AM »
Answer: Yes

Specifically: Option 2

Damns/F[inks] given: None
Logged
Maxwell
mah519
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 28,459
Germany


Political Matrix
E: -6.45, S: -6.96

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2015, 09:09:49 AM »
No.
Logged
CountyTy90
Jr. Member
***
Posts: 324
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2015, 10:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Clarko95 on August 31, 2015, 10:13:58 PM
Yes, because in the suburbs it's hard to meet other men who aren't already married, over the age of 50, and send you creepy ass messages asking if you "want to play".


However, I have kissed girls and held both guys' and girls' hands, so Option 2 (please kill me).

Hahaha I feel your pain trust me...

At least you don't live in a small town like I do...
Logged
Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,178
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2015, 01:41:03 PM »
Nah.
Logged
MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
Kalwejt
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 57,380


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2015, 01:55:15 PM »

Poor Dave Sad
Logged
Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,178
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2015, 02:02:54 PM »

LOL, no.

I already nailed a girl, before I joined this Forum ...
Logged
Joe Republic
Atlas Legend
*****
Posts: 40,072
Ukraine


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2015, 02:05:30 PM »

What kind of nails?
Logged
Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,178
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2015, 02:07:00 PM »

The nail between my legs ... Wink
Logged
Joe Republic
Atlas Legend
*****
Posts: 40,072
Ukraine


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2015, 02:07:46 PM »
Three inches long and 1/8 inch wide?  Got it.
Logged
politicus
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 10,173
Denmark


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2015, 02:08:07 PM »

Sicko.
Logged
Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,178
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84

Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2015, 02:11:21 PM »

Say you.

I say "Stupid answer to Joe's stupid question" ...
Logged
politicus
Atlas Icon
*****
Posts: 10,173
Denmark


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2015, 02:14:49 PM »
Advice to Tender: You should never use nails to do anything between a girls legs unless you are using a bend nail to open her chastity belt, but even in that case other tools are far more efficient:
Logged
Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,064
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2015, 02:34:59 PM »
This thread got weird really fast...
Logged
Flake
Flo
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,688
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2015, 03:25:40 PM »

it's not safe to keep nails there, i'd recommend using this:
Logged
Negusa Nagast 🚀
Nagas
Sr. Member
****
Posts: 2,826
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2015, 04:29:21 PM »
We need Aizen to return as the Professor.
Logged
Mehmentum
Icefire9
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 4,600
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2015, 08:20:41 PM »
#3...  yeah, I'm a loser.
Logged
FEMA Camp Administrator
Cathcon
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 27,298
United States


Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2015, 09:19:10 PM »
Nah, but 'twas only once, and an overall regrettable occurrence. Hoping to make up for that junior year, but I doubt it given my combined disposition and responsibilities. I get off of probation right before the "big parties" end, and I run Risk Management, so I'll be angry and sober. As such, socials are probably my best hope.
Logged
SUSAN CRUSHBONE
evergreen
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 9,735
Antarctica


WWW Show only this user's posts in this thread
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2015, 10:15:46 PM »
this percentage is grossly inflated.

self-insert fanfictions don't count, guys. especially you, "hillary clinton and the 20-inch ice spear".
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3  
« previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Terms of Service - DMCA Agent and Policy - Privacy Policy and Cookies

Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines

Page created in 0.062 seconds with 14 queries.