Good evening everyone. I trust all is well.
I'm here to make a brief announcement regarding the position of Secretary of Forum Affairs, which has briefly been empty. I am proud today to announce that True Democrat from the great state of Montana will be taking over the post.
He will maintain the voter rolls, as well as post the June election and tabulate it. I believe he will do an excellent job, and hope that he will be able to start his work as soon as possible.
(As has been a previous problem with SoFAs, I encourage the public to not sit, recline, or in any way lounge on True Democrat. Additionally, any nacho cheese stains on the SoFA should be cleaned up by those who made it.)