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« on: September 30, 2015, 03:45:44 PM » |
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Tony grew up in a loving family who never participated in politics of any kind. When he moved out of home as a Rhodes Scholar Tony became involved in creepy religious rituals, student politics and degenerate conservative thought. One afternoon Tony attended a Young Tory conference with some pals. It was exhilarating, fun and he got a free pin-up of Thatcher.
Over the next few years Tony lost touch with normal people and began to fraternise with only a group of political extremists called the Howard cabinet and lived full-time in a strange locale called Canberra. The goal of the cabinet was to irritate Australians, and eventually he even managed to lead the cabinet. There was no attempt to harm people, but often fighting broke out between backbencher and the crossbench. Tony was cited numerous times for creepiness, incompetence and poor swimming attire. He said at the time he was a soldier for Sir Prince Phillip and the coal industry so the opinion polls didn't matter.
After years of stopping boats, Tony became disillusioned by constant infighting and expenses scandals. But by then, some rich wanker called Malcolm and topple him anyway.
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