"Boys only want love if it's torture"
I do remember that line. Probably the only good line in the song. Well, okay, I can't say I've paid attention to the lyrics all the way through, but since it plays frequently on WARM 103.3FM, which is what my son insists on listening to when the car radio is on, I hear it frequently. Probably the only reason I have heard the song at all is because I have a ten-year-old child. The line you mention is memorable. That and the angry teacher bit are the only two parts I can actually remember. The latter is just silly mush, but it gives me and my son a joke to laugh at together so I like it. The former is actually a good line for a song, and in fact the only memorable line not in the hook.