Since we're all being a bunch of DICKS here, I'll be one too. What I liked most about this election is my winning streak continues even when we were counted out by the pundits and experts. I haven't lost an election I've seriously contested since 2009 when sweet Marokai beat me, and I'm glad this one wasn't my first.
So lay off my friend Yankee, the apple of my eye and my oldest friend and ally in the game. Come brag to me about winning streaks when you've won two presidential elections and two VP races, not when you barely eeked out a win over a write in candidate who didn't even enter the race until it was half over.
Anyway, I look forward to working with you all in the senate and hope we can get some things done, just like 2013 all over again!
