Someone in the US has been shot by a toddler each and every week in 2015

[Joe Republic]

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Clearly what we need to counter these bad toddlers with guns are more good toddlers with guns.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Imagine growing up knowing you accidentally killed your own parent or sibling. That must be the worst feeling .

[Kingpoleon]

Imagine growing up knowing you accidentally killed your own parent or sibling. That must be the worst feeling.

There's no way to stop it is the worst part. No matter what, throwing a fork or a knife is just as dangerous as a gun in the hands of a toddler. We can't make laws forcing people to watch children better or enforce keeping guns in safes without large scale violation of privacy.

[Knives]

Imagine growing up knowing you accidentally killed your own parent or sibling. That must be the worst feeling.

There's no way to stop it is the worst part. No matter what, throwing a fork or a knife is just as dangerous as a gun in the hands of a toddler. We can't make laws forcing people to watch children better or enforce keeping guns in safes without large scale violation of privacy.

lol

[Green Line]

Imagine growing up knowing you accidentally killed your own parent or sibling. That must be the worst feeling.

There's no way to stop it is the worst part. No matter what, throwing a fork or a knife is just as dangerous as a gun in the hands of a toddler. We can't make laws forcing people to watch children better or enforce keeping guns in safes without large scale violation of privacy.

How many toddlers are dying because of self-inflicted fork and knife wounds?

[Joe Republic]

Imagine growing up knowing you accidentally killed your own parent or sibling. That must be the worst feeling.

There's no way to stop it is the worst part. No matter what, throwing a fork or a knife is just as dangerous as a gun in the hands of a toddler. We can't make laws forcing people to watch children better or enforce keeping guns in safes without large scale violation of privacy.

Yep, I'm totally stumped as to how to stop kids from accessing these deadly weapons.  Alas, it looks like we'll just have to ban children.

[dead0man]

Like I said when this popped up on Facebook last week, "people with toddlers around shouldn't have guns around too".



You may now return to making jokes about dead babies.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun!

[Ban my account ffs!]

Imagine growing up knowing you accidentally killed your own parent or sibling. That must be the worst feeling.

There's no way to stop it is the worst part. No matter what, throwing a fork or a knife is just as dangerous as a gun in the hands of a toddler. We can't make laws forcing people to watch children better or enforce keeping guns in safes without large scale violation of privacy.

Was this literally written by the NRA? Holy craparoni

[DINGO Joe]

Like I said when this popped up on Facebook last week, "people with toddlers around shouldn't have guns around too".



You may now return to making jokes about dead babies.

You'll have to pry my cold dead toddler from my warm living hands.

Conceal carry gives a whole different meaning to "packing your diaper".

[SteveRogers]

Imagine growing up knowing you accidentally killed your own parent or sibling. That must be the worst feeling.

There's no way to stop it is the worst part. No matter what, throwing a fork or a knife is just as dangerous as a gun in the hands of a toddler. We can't make laws forcing people to watch children better or enforce keeping guns in safes without large scale violation of privacy.

What??? No.  The gun is still orders of magnitude more dangerous.

[dead0man]

It really depends on the gun, and the state (like loaded or not, one in the chamber or not, etc....not as in Texas,Iowa,etc.  One must really spell things out around gun control nuts, they tend to not know anything about guns) it's in when the toddler gets ahold of it....obviously.  A sharp knife is much more dangerous in child's hands than an unloaded gun.


sorry sorry...need dead baby jokes...how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

[Joe Republic]

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun!

Funny!  I wonder if anybody else did that one in this thread already?

[Joe Republic]

It really depends on the gun, and the state (like loaded or not, one in the chamber or not, etc....not as in Texas,Iowa,etc.  One must really spell things out around gun control nuts, they tend to not know anything about guns) it's in when the toddler gets ahold of it....obviously.  A sharp knife is much more dangerous in child's hands than an unloaded gun.


sorry sorry...need dead baby jokes...how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

It's interesting that both we anti-gun people and you pro-gun people are coming off assholes here, but for entirely different reasons.

When there is literally no degree of tragedy that will convince you people to stop clinging onto your dick extensions and allow this country to do what other developed countries already did decades ago, then what's left but to make macabre jokes about the situation?

[Angel of Death]

It's not stated how many of those were in self-defense.

[Clarko95 📚💰📈]

BUT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THESE KIND OF THINGS BECAUSE GANG VIOLENCE IN CHICAGO

[King]

There is a mental health crisis among toddlers in this country. Clearly not enough of them are getting laid.

[Türkisblau]

Liberals only seem to care about toddler-on-adult crime. Why aren't they talking more about black-on-black crime?

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

The shootings roughly correlate to states that lack gun control provisions. Surprise, surprise.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Liberals only seem to care about toddler-on-adult crime. Why aren't they talking more about black-on-black crime?

There is a mental health crisis among toddlers in this country. Clearly not enough of them are getting laid.

Shame on you guys for politicizing the issue.
Clearly this isn't the right time to discuss about gun violence.

Now go the NRA website and donate some cash to help the fight against Obama's tyranny that wants to take away our guns!!!

[angus]

Someone in the US has been shot by a toddler each and every week in 2015

wow.  That guy must have lots of holes in his torso.

[Brewer]

Liberals only seem to care about toddler-on-adult crime. Why aren't they talking more about black-on-black crime?

There is a mental health crisis among toddlers in this country. Clearly not enough of them are getting laid.

Shame on you guys for politicizing the issue.
Clearly this isn't the right time to discuss about gun violence.

Now go the NRA website and donate some cash to help the fight against Obama's tyranny that wants to take away our guns!!!

The bodies are still warm!!!!!1!

[Vern]

 And just as many kids die die in car related fatalities, so let's ban cars and guns 🙄🙄

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Toddlers are dangerous, we need to ban toddlers and make sure they never harm anyone ever again.

[Landslide Lyndon]

And just as many kids die die in car related fatalities, so let's ban cars and guns 🙄🙄

If only guns were regulated like cars.