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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2005, 09:33:30 AM »


That won't work, you're holding it upside down...
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2005, 10:13:07 AM »


That won't work, you're holding it upside down...

Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2005, 10:22:43 AM »

Congrats Peter and I-Spy!
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« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2005, 10:25:52 AM »

Oh, yeah, just called it on to say congrats. Now...where's the free food and free beer?
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« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2005, 01:03:10 PM »

Now that you have joined yourselves in matrimony, may you strive all your lives to meet this commitment with the same love and devotion that you now possess.

By virtue of the authority vested in me by the Republic of Atlasia, I now pronounce you, spouses for life.
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« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2005, 01:53:56 PM »

Here's a bottle of gin which does not have arsenic in it.
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« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2005, 02:58:09 PM »

My gift is a sandwich toaster for your new home.  I can assure you that it is not laced with LIQUID DEATH, because that would just be mean.

When do you two fly out for your honeymoon?  I hear THE FIRES OF HELL are nice this time of year.  My aunt went there last summer and  had a great time.

Anyway, congratulations and best wishes YOU FILTHY f****tS, I'm sure you'll do just fine.

Smiley
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« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2005, 03:58:57 PM »

Congratulations to the new couple. Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2005, 04:20:12 PM »

wow, I'm known to weep at weddings, but they're usually happy tears.

Hey look in the background! It's a giant rainbow! sweet!
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« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2005, 09:43:02 PM »


It's a serious political event (In Atlasia).

Okay, that makes sense.
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« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2005, 04:25:21 AM »

Congratulations! No matter what everyone here thinks of Gay Marriage and all that, let's all be pleased for the happy couple.

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« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2005, 02:33:26 PM »

(empties giant bag of rice in bucket, then swings around bucket. Everything is covered in rice)

Have a happy marriage!
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« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2005, 06:19:01 PM »

Oh, and i am offering the couple a 75%-off discount on a 7-night stay at the penthouse suite in the newly completed 'The Luxe' hotel and entertainment center in Las Vegas, Nevada. A free trip to the Grand Canyon will be included.

It's on the very top two stories of the 45-story blue cylindrical (cone-topped) tower that makes up the main part of 'the Luxe'. The room's outer walls and most of the ceiling are one-way glass (so you two can see all of Vegas without all of Vegas seeing you!). The two floors are 4,500 square feet combined, and include a Whirlpool spa, Wine cooler full of fine vintages, a Movie projector room, private gambling room, 3 bathrooms, and fine room service/catering from the four-star restaurant downstairs. It's perfect, both for private getaways and for big parties.
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« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2005, 06:28:34 PM »

Oh, and i am offering the couple a 75%-off discount on a 7-night stay at the penthouse suite in the newly completed 'The Luxe' hotel and entertainment center in Las Vegas, Nevada. A free trip to the Grand Canyon will be included.

It's on the very top two stories of the 45-story blue cylindrical (cone-topped) tower that makes up the main part of 'the Luxe'. The room's outer walls and most of the ceiling are one-way glass (so you two can see all of Vegas without all of Vegas seeing you!). The two floors are 4,500 square feet combined, and include a Whirlpool spa, Wine cooler full of fine vintages, a Movie projector room, private gambling room, 3 bathrooms, and fine room service/catering from the four-star restaurant downstairs. It's perfect, both for private getaways and for big parties.

Well, what's my salary for?

We gladly accept Dan. Thanks a lot!!
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« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2005, 06:31:17 PM »

*tosses rice all around, all the way from Iraq! Smiley*
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« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2005, 06:55:59 PM »

Here's that blender I promised...

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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2005, 09:05:53 PM »

Oh, and i am offering the couple a 75%-off discount on a 7-night stay at the penthouse suite in the newly completed 'The Luxe' hotel and entertainment center in Las Vegas, Nevada. A free trip to the Grand Canyon will be included.

It's on the very top two stories of the 45-story blue cylindrical (cone-topped) tower that makes up the main part of 'the Luxe'. The room's outer walls and most of the ceiling are one-way glass (so you two can see all of Vegas without all of Vegas seeing you!). The two floors are 4,500 square feet combined, and include a Whirlpool spa, Wine cooler full of fine vintages, a Movie projector room, private gambling room, 3 bathrooms, and fine room service/catering from the four-star restaurant downstairs. It's perfect, both for private getaways and for big parties.


Cheers! That kinda reminds me of "fear and loathing in Las Vegas" - Ether, anyone?
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