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JohnFKennedy
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« on: May 17, 2005, 03:04:19 PM »
« edited: May 17, 2005, 03:08:28 PM by John F. Kennedy »
We are gathered here in the presence of witnesses for the purpose of uniting in matrimony Peter Bell and I-Spy

The contract of marriage is most solemn and is not to be entered into lightly, but thoughtfully and seriously with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities.

Please remember that love, loyalty and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

No other human ties are more tender and no other vows more important than those you are about to pledge.

Do you Peter, take I-Spy, to be your spouse for life? Do you promise to love and comfort each other, honor and keep each other in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse and be faithful to each other as long as you both shall live?
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2005, 03:07:59 PM »
Crazy Brits.
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Peter
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2005, 03:08:48 PM »
I do
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2005, 03:09:21 PM »
Do you I-Spy, take Peter, to be your spouse for life? Do you promise to love and comfort each other, honor and keep each other in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse and be faithful to each other as long as you both shall live?
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2005, 03:10:19 PM »

Yeah well, I am getting paid for this so I don't care Tongue.
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Peter
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2005, 03:13:11 PM »

Yeah, that threesome is going to be truly awesome.
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2005, 03:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Peter Bell on May 17, 2005, 03:13:11 PM

Yeah, that threesome is going to be truly awesome.

I never agreed to that! Tsssss, that is defamation of character of a Supreme Court Judge, I ought to take you to court! Tongue
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DanielX
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2005, 03:42:04 PM »
(stands by with giant bag of rice)
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King
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2005, 05:23:18 PM »
This is the first wedding on the forum to actually be adminstered by an active-duty judge.
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Jake
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2005, 06:42:25 PM »

(stands by with a giant bag of stones)
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Colin
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2005, 06:43:31 PM »
Quote from: Jake on May 17, 2005, 06:42:25 PM

(stands by with a giant bag of stones)

I hope you aren't serious.
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Peter
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2005, 06:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Jake on May 17, 2005, 06:42:25 PM
(stands by with a giant bag of stones)

I would remind you that I am the first in line to the Presidency and therefore am afforded a pretty substantial secret service bodyguard, which would undoubtedly be heavily supplemented at an event such as this.
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Jake
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2005, 06:46:18 PM »
I guess no one remembers the Fritz/Hugh marriage
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Akno21
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2005, 06:49:51 PM »
How long has I-Spy been away? He hasn't posted in a while.

Anyway, Congratulations Smiley and take this gift card
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2005, 06:53:04 PM »
congratulations, you two.
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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2005, 09:22:46 PM »
Lighting a molotov cocktail up.
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Sam Spade
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2005, 09:23:48 PM »
As the old saying goes, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
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Jake
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2005, 09:33:19 PM »
Friggin queers I mean, who wants some beers?
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2005, 09:37:29 PM »
Is this thread a joke? If it isn't, wow.
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True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)
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« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2005, 09:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Jake on May 17, 2005, 09:33:19 PM
Friggin queers I mean, who wants some beers?
I’ll take some whores, I mean, some Coors.
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« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2005, 09:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Bob on May 17, 2005, 09:37:29 PM
Is this thread a joke? If it isn't, wow.
It's not a joke.
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Sam Spade
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2005, 09:40:33 PM »
Any poison ivy in here?  (sorry, couldn't help myself)
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WMS
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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2005, 10:38:55 PM »
Sends jars of hot, hot, salsa as wedding gifts.

(any and all double entendres are the result of your own filthy minds and certainly didn't come from me Tongue )
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2005, 09:27:38 AM »
Quote from: John F. Kennedy on May 17, 2005, 03:09:21 PM
Do you I-Spy, take Peter, to be your spouse for life? Do you promise to love and comfort each other, honor and keep each other in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse and be faithful to each other as long as you both shall live?


Suddenly, I-Spy runs in*door slams*

I Do.

(Sorry everybody, I was held up by some "moral majority" activists!)
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2005, 09:32:40 AM »

It's a serious political event (In Atlasia).
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