If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Jeb, Toby Flenderson and Baby Hitler, I would give Jeb the gun so he could shoot himself in the foot twice.
Why? If there's one thing that 2015 has demonstrated, its that Jeb Bush needs no help whatsoever to shoot himself in the foot.
That's the joke. I give him the gun instead of firing...oh never mind.
Oh, no, I got it. It's just that he's so awful, he shouldn't even need that much help. He could shoot himself in the foot in a locked, gunless room with his hands lopped off. He's that talented.
