Who should you vote for according to Rand Paul's new political quiz?

[Figueira]

https://randpaul.com/who-should-you-vote-for-rand-paul-or-marco-rubio

[ElectionsGuy]

Gee, I don't know.

[IceSpear]

The very low amount of spam on that comments page is unbecoming of a Paul. He should drop out before he dishonors his family name even further.

[bagelman]

One of the farcebook comments show somewhat implying that Ted Cruz is their backup in case Paul doesn't win

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^{Disclaimer: I agree with Rand over Rubio on many issues, especially on privacy, but I think silly quizzes like this deserve to be made fun of}

[OSR stands with Israel]

Most vague quiz ever, got Rand though lol

[Senator Cris]

What a stupid quiz.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Most vague quiz ever, got Rand though lol

in which  universe is Rand not  a carreer politician?

[Lyin' Steve]

Rand and Marco were elected in the same year.  Tell me which one is the career politician?
Anyway, the quiz told me I should vote for Rand, unsurprising since it's on Rand's website.  But I put in Rubio anyway since Rand is a dipsh**t nerd who needs to get laid and only appeals to other dipsh**t nerds who've never been laid.

[Cruzcrew]

Rand and Marco were elected in the same year.  Tell me which one is the career politician?
Anyway, the quiz told me I should vote for Rand, unsurprising since it's on Rand's website.  But I put in Rubio anyway since Rand is a dipsh**t nerd who needs to get laid and only appeals to other dipsh**t nerds who've never been laid.

Rubio was a state legislator for roughly a decade before becoming senator so he'd be more of a career politician than Rand Paul.

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I actually got Marco.

[Coolface Sock #42069]

What a stupid quiz.

agreed, that was really dumb.

[I support Sanders]

The poll said Paul, and I agree. Paul is a much better candidate than Rubio.

[Penelope]

I answered the questions with my normal ultra-liberal opinions and somehow still got Rand Paul. I even answered "YES" to the "Do you support electing another career politician?" question. LOL

[RI]

The "Do you think elected officials should show up for their jobs?" question was awesome.

[Drew]

Before taking the quiz, I knew I liked Paul a bit better, primarily due to foreign policy issues.  Sure enough, Paul it was.  I'm taking this with a grain of salt though since it's through Paul's own website.

[Broken System]

You may have a serious issue if you don't realize how loaded these questions are.

[Brewer]

Glad I got Marco Rubio.

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

I answered the questions with my normal ultra-liberal opinions and somehow still got Rand Paul. I even answered "YES" to the "Do you support electing another career politician?" question. LOL

If you had answered them with Hillary's positions, I think you would have gone 6-0 in favor of Rubio on the questions.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

You may have a serious issue if you don't realize how loaded these questions are.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

voted YES on amnesty and electing a career politician, but still got Rand Paul.

[Joe Republic]

I got Lindsay Graham. 

[Middle-aged Europe]

Rubio!

I voted...
Do you support Amnesty? Yes.
Do you support Hillary Clinton's failed foreign policy? Yes.
Do you believe elected officials should show up to their jobs? Yes.
Do you believe the government should spy on innocent American citizens? No.
Do you believe we should cut federal spending. No.
Do you support electing another career politician. Yes.

[Kingpoleon]

Rubio!

I voted...
Do you support Amnesty? Yes.
Do you support Hillary Clinton's failed foreign policy? Yes.
Do you believe elected officials should show up to their jobs? No.
Do you believe the government should spy on innocent American citizens? Yes.
Do you believe we should cut federal spending? No.
Do you support electing another career politician? Yes.

[Simfan34]

Marco "Hernandez" Rubio

Isn't his middle name Antonio?

[Wells]

I got Rand Paul, but the quiz is full of loaded questions and it's pretty much an attack on Rubio. According to the results, Rubio supports Clinton and is a liberal. This is news to me. I guess my new favorite Republican is Rubio. (Just kidding, I still like Paul better.)