Sanchez's 20,000th post YUGE extravaganza!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

You are reading this thread in honor of the greatest Atlas poster of all time, me.

Our forum is in serious trouble. Our forum is respected by nobody. We are the laughingstock of the Interweb.

PoliticalForum, AAD, AH.com are all beating us. Everybody is beating us. They are getting stronger and we are getting weaker.

Moderators are all talk and no action. They will never be able to fix our forum. They will never bring us to the Promised Land, and I cannot sit back and watch this incompetence any longer. I am not Dave, and I am not Russ Powers Oklahoma. But I am ChairmanSanchez. And I will lead you to the land of beer and Marlboros.

ISIS sympathizers like Lief, Xahar, and LibertarianRepublican are going to blow up the 2016 board. Nazi nutjobs like Eric2Oslo want to restart World War II. Low energy elderly losers like Torie and Grumps are still around, HEY LOSERS, EARTH IS FOR THE YOUNG! Communists like TNF and SWE and Comrade Ceaceres (RIP) have nuked Atlasia and left its ruins to be necrophiled by the likes of JCL, who by the way, had an affair with Classic Conservative, and so forth. t-host 1 was maligned and ignored, but look what happened, O-DAY actually went down. And it went down bigly! Cathcon and his bros are too busy shotgunning natty light to save our forum.

Ladies and gentlemen, this has been Sanchez’s 20,000th post. Atlas is dead. Let's make Atlas white, male, and upper middle class again!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Moderators are all talk and no action. They will never be able to fix our forum. They will never bring us to the Promised Land, and I cannot sit back and watch this incompetence any longer. I am not Dave, and I am not Russ Powers Oklahoma. But I am ChairmanSanchez. And I will lead you to the land of beer and Marlboros.

Amen.

And yes, there can be only one:

[SATW]

CHAIR-MAN! CHAIR-MAN! CHAIR-MAN SANCHEZ!!!! #YUGENATION

[Torie]

Grumps main beef with me, is that I am a too high energy "busy body." Pity I can't put up a video or two, to positively prove you wrong, but alas that would entail an instant ban of myself.

20,000 posts? Wow, that is really obsessive, isn't it? It good to have some posters that post at a higher rate than I do.

[Green Line]

This thread is dumb.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

This thread is dumb.

RINO.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

This thread is dumb.

RINO.

And a low-energy loser to boot!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

This thread is dumb.

RINO.

And a low-energy loser to boot!

Total RINO clown! Should be waterboarded!

[Maxwell]

MAKE ATLAS GREAT AGAIN!!!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Uh, in this world you've dreamed up, wouldn't me just shotgunning Natty Light be me doing my job? But no, I don't shotgun. And I already live in a world of beer & Marlboros, so you're not promising me much.

If there's any real problem, it's people taking posts seriously. A heavy air of sarcasm needs to re-descend upon this blessed land. I've tried to lead the way, but there are few followers.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

A heavy air of sarcasm needs to re-descend upon this blessed land. I've tried to lead the way, but there are few followers.

If only you had charisma, mein moderator!

[Türkisblau]

You forgot the bit about Making Atlas Straight Again, I believe.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Grumps main beef with me, is that I am a too high energy "busy body." Pity I can't put up a video or two, to positively prove you wrong, but alas that would entail an instant ban of myself.

20,000 posts? Wow, that is really obsessive, isn't it? It good to have some posters that post at a higher rate than I do.

Yes Torie... Grumps main beef with you is that you're too good for him.  I'm sure. 

[Ban my account ffs!]

You forgot the bit about Making Atlas Straight Again, I believe.

Atlas was never straight to begin with.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

You forgot the bit about Making Atlas Straight Again, I believe.

I'd actually prefer a culture of gay meninists.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

A heavy air of sarcasm needs to re-descend upon this blessed land. I've tried to lead the way, but there are few followers.

If only you had charisma, mein moderator!

I'd like to think that the fault is the people at-large, and not me.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

A heavy air of sarcasm needs to re-descend upon this blessed land. I've tried to lead the way, but there are few followers.

If only you had charisma, mein moderator!

I'd like to think that the fault is the people at-large, and not me.

Smilo...you wouldn't happen to be Jewish right?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

A heavy air of sarcasm needs to re-descend upon this blessed land. I've tried to lead the way, but there are few followers.

If only you had charisma, mein moderator!

I'd like to think that the fault is the people at-large, and not me.

Smilo...you wouldn't happen to be Jewish right?

Sadly, no.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

A heavy air of sarcasm needs to re-descend upon this blessed land. I've tried to lead the way, but there are few followers.

If only you had charisma, mein moderator!

I'd like to think that the fault is the people at-large, and not me.

Smilo...you wouldn't happen to be Jewish right?

Sadly, no.

Good to know that there is not a Zionist plot to assassinate Bro-Mod.

[SATW]

A heavy air of sarcasm needs to re-descend upon this blessed land. I've tried to lead the way, but there are few followers.

If only you had charisma, mein moderator!

I'd like to think that the fault is the people at-large, and not me.

Smilo...you wouldn't happen to be Jewish right?

Sadly, no.

Good to know that there is not a Zionist plot to assassinate Bro-Mod.

sup guys