Maxwell for At-Large Senate and President

[Maxwell]

My platform
- Criminalize poodles
- Arrest anyone named Larry, especially Kudlow, Wilmore, and King. We will spare Larry David though
- Radicalize Government
- Expand the military
- eliminate corporate taxes
- eliminate taxes
- Make the Atlasia national song "Trap Queen"
- eliminate the scourage of the regions
- eliminate the vice presidency
- Turn the federal reserve into a burger joint
- Senate term limits
- make the official food of Atlasia cheese doodles
- expand healthcare
- Rename our healthcare package "Obamacare"
- make winter illegal

Any questions? My party is called Radical Islamic Terror. I represent issues of all strides that are silly or radical. I promise to do my job poorly if I am elected.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

My platform
I promise to do my job poorly if I am elected.

Do you plan to use a creative font for all your Senate activity (what little there is until you resign again)?

[ilikeverin]

The triumphant return of Loonyism!  I endorse you wholeheartedly.

[Maxwell]

My platform
I promise to do my job poorly if I am elected.

Do you plan to use a creative font for all your Senate activity (what little there is until you resign again)?
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Not in the Senate, but I will use creative fonts as President, as long as that may be.

[Maxwell]

I got a rap about my opponent

harry harry truman truman
his senate career is stupid
writin some disses, talkin some sh**t
hangin off Senator Yankees [****]
i'm the only one who gon' really win
so vote for maxy and make their heads spin

plus i saw him speaking spanish, wtf, this is atlasia we speak english here

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

My platform
I promise to do my job poorly if I am elected.

Do you plan to use a creative font for all your Senate activity (what little there is until you resign again)?

Not in the Senate, but I will use creative fonts as President, as long as that may be.

I just wondering since we are getting half of the Xahar platform, I figured I might as well ask about the other half.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

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My platform
- eliminate the vice presidency

Speaking of which this reminds of me of the last time you tried to put Duke on the unemployment line. You were like "I am so popular, I can win and be more conservative to boot, then you like broke a promise to wait for Duke's announcement and deregistered.

And on that point you cannot blame people for wanting something firm and rigid to hang onto in tough times.

[Maxwell]

yea let's ramble about history, that'll show em!

[Maxwell]

Wasn't RPP such a great party folks?

[Leinad]

- make the official food of Atlasia cheese doodles

You mean that cheese doodles will be the new official food, or there's already an official food and you will magically turn all of that into cheese doodles? THE PUBLIC DEMANDS ANSWERS!!!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

yea let's ramble about history, that'll show em!

It's not history if the actions have only continued and gotten progressively worse.

I call that a pattern of behavior.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Wasn't RPP such a great party folks?

Its not our fault we ran our show better than you ran the Federalists.

[Maxwell]

- make the official food of Atlasia cheese doodles

You mean that cheese doodles will be the new official food, or there's already an official food and you will magically turn all of that into cheese doodles? THE PUBLIC DEMANDS ANSWERS!!!

the government will take all of your food and replace it with cheese doodles. So, C is the answer to your multiple choice question.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

the government will take all of your food

Joe Stalin approves!

So do all my second amendment loving friends in the South. They won't be starved by your communist agenda!

[Maxwell]

Don't forget to vote. Or maybe forget to vote. Idk. if you have a vote make it count.

Remeber - we have to make "Trap Queen" our national song. Otherwise the terrorists win.

[Maxwell]

doin well friends, let's continue to WIN

[Maxwell]

pretty soon we're gonna take over someone's office budday, best believe it!

[Maxwell]

at-large senate campaign ends, presidential campaign begins!