Who Would You Punch?

[Badger]

If you could haul off and punch one person in the face without legal or physical retribution, who would it be? Anyone in the world, whether famous or someone you know personally.

EDIT: Must be living. No "Stalin" or "Osama" cop out answers.

[Goldwater]

Well, what's the point? I could name some random criminal or dictator, but just punching them without actually killing them wouldn't do any good.  Other than that, I con't think of  reason punch anybody. I guess I don't have enough pent-up anger and aggression?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Not much point in thinking about it, since it couldn't possibly be as satisfying as this was:

*snip*

- I think my suspension was when I was in sixth grade (could've been seventh though), but either way I did once get four day out-of-school suspension.  There was this kid named Andrew (I think is last name was Hoynen or something like that), who wouldn't stop calling me a Kike for some reason.  After a few days of this, I told him at recess that if he called me a Kike again, I'd break his nose.  He asked me what I'd do if he called my Mom a Kike and I distinctly remember being quite proud of the fact that he still had black eye when I saw him the next Monday (although in hindsight, I probably didn't need to punch him in the face a second or third time, given that he went down after the first one).  I suppose I probably "should" feel bad about not handling it better, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't still quite pleased with myself.  While I do remember my Mom being pretty disappointed about how I handled the situation and wasn't allowed to watch any TV until my suspension was over (a pretty lenient punishment given that I could still read, play my gameboy, use the computer, do stuff outside, etc as long as I finished the makeup work my teachers sent home with me first), when my Dad came to pick me up and the Vice-Principal (Mr. Martin, IIRC) was telling him what happened my Dad literally told the Vice-Principal that it was a shame I didn't end up breaking Andrew's nose.  That was pretty awesome!  Plus, Andrew never called me a Kike again (oddly enough, we kinda became friends at some later point during my Middle School years).  Anyway, this was probably one of the high-points of Middle School for me and I'm glad I still remember it so vividly

[Mr. Smith]

Too many people to narrow it down, and I'd rather not think about it too deeply right now.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Well, what's the point? I could name some random criminal or dictator, but just punching them without actually killing them wouldn't do any good.  Other than that, I con't think of  reason punch anybody. I guess I don't have enough pent-up anger and aggression?

what about  getting  them  in  a coma?

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Bin Laden and Hitler

[Marokai Backbeat]

I don't think I would actually ever do it regardless, but Wil Wheaton immediately came to mind.