Could I ever get elected to anything?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Making two polls about yourself in the span of a couple hours is generally a bad idea.

Which proves one's detachment to community norms, a sure sign that one will be able to shift "hearts and minds" as the best political sociopaths know how.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I was going to vote no, but Cathcon has convinced me otherwise.

I actually mis-typed. I meant to say "will not be able to 'shift hearts and minds'". The idea being that successful politicians have a sense of community norms, or at least can shape them, so as to ride a plurality of the population to victory. Wolverine, on the other hand, is unaware of how to manipulate us, the Atlas Forum, into approving of him, and as such displays a certain ineptitude in dealing with the public. Nevertheless, reading my mis-typed post, I guess I can see that being true as well. And yes, Wolfy, if you want power, I pray you don't have a soul to abandon along the way. It only makes things harder.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

What are your views?

I'm basically your generic liberal Democrat, but with an independent streak on certain issues. Pro-choice, pro-government, pro-Union, anti-trade, pro-gun control and above all, I hate conservatism and Republicans. I strongly support tougher accountability laws on police and their treatment of people, and if elected to Congress, I'd introduce a bill to allow the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, and the Department of Justice to collaborate with the Southern Poverty Law Center to shut down right-wing hate/terrorist groups and anti-government militias and arrest their members before they can commit more acts of terror.

The biggest problem would be getting rid of some skeletons in my closet. How do they always manage to do that?

Don't worry, we hate you too.

And that's a badge I'd wear proudly. My campaign slogan would be, "Making right-wing heads explode since 1995"

That explains a lot.

Don't let that sucker ruin 1995 as a birthyear.