Farm Subsities

[JohnFKennedy]

The Monster Raving Loony Party supports the building of farms below major metropolitan areas as we think it will cut down on transportation costs making food cheaper

Here is an artist's impression of how it would look, of course with less light on the farm than is shown and probably less spiky buildings and living things:

[JohnFKennedy]

*bump* Any questions?

[DanielX]

Don't the farms need sunlight and thus should be above the cities?

[Alcon]

Is that sheep trying to eat that cow?

[JohnFKennedy]

Don't the farms need sunlight and thus should be above the cities?

They will be kept light by the light shining out of them there city dwellers asses when they sit on the toilet

Is that sheep trying to eat that cow?

Nope, its eyes are closed, it is yawning.

[Alcon]

Is that sheep trying to eat that cow?

Nope, its eyes are closed, it is yawning.

Or is that just what it wants you to think?

[JohnFKennedy]

Is that sheep trying to eat that cow?

Nope, its eyes are closed, it is yawning.

Or is that just what it wants you to think?

To be honest with you, I'd be more concerned about the fact that the farmhouse looks a bit like a missile silo preparing for launch, especially given it is under a major city.

[Joe Republic]

That barnhouse looks more like a mosque to me.  I don't support any policy that puts hidden mosques under our childrens' cities.

[JohnFKennedy]

That barnhouse looks more like a mosque to me.  I don't support any policy that puts hidden mosques under our childrens' cities.

If it is any sort of temple it is a Hindu one due to the proliferation of cows.

[DanielX]

Don't the farms need sunlight and thus should be above the cities?

They will be kept light by the light shining out of them there city dwellers asses when they sit on the toilet

Does the sewage get piped directly to the farm, then? What are the effects of untreated sewage in the food supply?

[JohnFKennedy]

Don't the farms need sunlight and thus should be above the cities?

They will be kept light by the light shining out of them there city dwellers asses when they sit on the toilet

Does the sewage get piped directly to the farm, then? What are the effects of untreated sewage in the food supply?

It means we run an entirely renewable community with no waste as it is all filtered back through society.