Iowa poll (Loras, landlines +cellphone): Clinton 59%, Sanders 30%)

[Holmes]

I wonder if this race will go the way of 2000, where Bradley campaigned vigorously and was within 2-3% of Gore in the polls before caucus day... only to be trashed.

[Holmes]

Straight into the trashcan with this one ...

Just close your eyes, cover your ears, it'll all be over soon.

[Holmes]

Loras is a joke pollster. The Hillary people will be in shock and awe mode once the results come in because they see that she'll finally be sent into retirement. I will accept my chocolates later.

Not unless the Blaxicasians have anything to say about it!

[Holmes]

Hmm, you have newish/jokish Gravis and Loras showing her up by 20 or more.

And battle-tested Selzer, Quinnipiac, CNN, PPP etc. all showing a close race.

With which polls would you rather go ?

Do you think Clinton's lead in this poll is so high because they polled too many Blaxicasians?

[Holmes]

Hmm, you have newish/jokish Gravis and Loras showing her up by 20 or more.

And battle-tested Selzer, Quinnipiac, CNN, PPP etc. all showing a close race.

With which polls would you rather go ?

Do you think Clinton's lead in this poll is so high because they polled too many Blaxicasians?

The point is you're going with subpar college polls over more reputable companies just because you like the results of the subpar college polls better. When PPP, pro-Hillary house effect and all, shows a six point race, it's pretty clear that this poll is anything but accurate. Seriously, stop clouding yourself in fantasy land and realize that Hillary is AT BEST a 60% favorite (chance of winning) in IA, and is HIGHLY UNLIKELY to win NH.

Ok, but nowhere in this thread did I ever say "I believe this poll!" so..?

[Holmes]

How can you be a Sanders supporter and also be stupid enough to own a fu ck ing landline? 

JUNK POLL!

Tell 'em!

[Holmes]

How can you be a Sanders supporter and also be stupid enough to own a fu ck ing landline? 

JUNK POLL!

Tell 'em!

I will.  The Hillbots are clinging to a poll of grandmas with landlines.  I'm also convinced they are the only Hillbots on the planet, because who the  can get excited for vote for Hillary Clinton? 

Grandmas were the only line of defense against Senator Joni Ernest in 2014! And they'll be back in 10 days. They're always back.