Valentine's Day advice

[DINGO Joe]

Pray on it!

Bang her brains out

Two very different opinions that I agree with. Especially the latter!

Don't necessarily have to be two different options, the latter could be the answer to the former.

[The Dowager Mod]

Do you really want dating advice from a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards on a political forum?

[The Arizonan]

Do you really want dating advice from a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards on a political forum?

Why do you assume that the people on this forum are a bunch of "basement-dwelling neckbeards"? Do you have any real evidence?

The phrase assumes that the people have beards on their necks and that they have a basement in their homes.

In case anyone questions me, I'm stationed at a naval hospital in Virginia and I live in an apartment in the area. I've got a copy of my apartment lease, but I won't show you an image of my government ID card.

[Mike Thick]

Do you really want dating advice from a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards on a political forum?

Why do you assume that the people on this forum are a bunch of "basement-dwelling neckbeards"? Do you have any real evidence?

The phrase assumes that the people have beards on their necks and that they have a basement in their homes.

In case anyone questions me, I'm stationed at a naval hospital in Virginia and I live in an apartment in the area. I've got a copy of my apartment lease, but I won't show you an image of my government ID card.

In that case, my friend, you are the exception to the rule.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

You probably should throw these things out before you ask her out.

[Mike Thick]

You probably should throw these things out before you ask her out.

Silly Sanchez! How can you kidnap her without those?

[This account no longer in use.]

You probably should throw these things out before you ask her out.

Silly Sanchez! How can you kidnap her without those?

1. It could be any vehicle, not just a van.
2. Handcuffs are not the only way to restrain somebody.
3. I don't think chloroform is the only chemical with its effect.

[Mike Thick]

You probably should throw these things out before you ask her out.

Silly Sanchez! How can you kidnap her without those?

1. It could be any vehicle, not just a van.
2. Handcuffs are not the only way to restrain somebody.
3. I don't think chloroform is the only chemical with its effect.

Oh. Forgive me, I assumed those were actual pictures of Haslam's "tools of the trade".

[Joe Republic]

Do you really want dating advice from a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards on a political forum?

Why do you assume that the people on this forum are a bunch of "basement-dwelling neckbeards"? Do you have any real evidence?

The phrase assumes that the people have beards on their necks and that they have a basement in their homes.

In case anyone questions me, I'm stationed at a naval hospital in Virginia and I live in an apartment in the area. I've got a copy of my apartment lease, but I won't show you an image of my government ID card.

See, TexasGurl?  The post above clearly demonstrates what a normal, well-adjusted collection of gentlemen we are.

[The Dowager Mod]

Do you really want dating advice from a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards on a political forum?

Why do you assume that the people on this forum are a bunch of "basement-dwelling neckbeards"? Do you have any real evidence?

The phrase assumes that the people have beards on their necks and that they have a basement in their homes.

In case anyone questions me, I'm stationed at a naval hospital in Virginia and I live in an apartment in the area. I've got a copy of my apartment lease, but I won't show you an image of my government ID card.

See, TexasGurl?  The post above clearly demonstrates what a normal, well-adjusted collection of gentlemen we are.

Obviously I was mistaken. lol

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

Disregard females. Acquire currency.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Disregard females. Acquire currency.

There's a time for that, yes. 

[The Arizonan]

I don't see how getting defensive when someone uses a phrase like "basement-dwelling neckbeards" to describe a bunch of people on an internet forum he or she doesn't know in real life is considered a sign of being poorly adjusted.

[Virginiá]

I don't see how getting defensive when someone uses a phrase like "basement-dwelling neckbeards" to describe a bunch of people on an internet forum he or she doesn't know in real life is considered a sign of being poorly adjusted.

It isn't. All things considered, it might be fair to say people on this forum are far more likely to be well rounded and at least relatively successful (or on their way to it) than a lot of other forums - like gaming forums. Neckbeards tend to gather in communities of certain, sometimes obvious, topics. Politics I don't think is really one of them.

On the other hand, some topics/polls on here don't help my argument, such as that very long relationship thread a bit ago

[Mike Thick]

I don't see how getting defensive when someone uses a phrase like "basement-dwelling neckbeards" to describe a bunch of people on an internet forum he or she doesn't know in real life is considered a sign of being poorly adjusted.

It isn't. All things considered, it might be fair to say people on this forum are far more likely to be well rounded and at least relatively successful (or on their way to it) than a lot of other forums - like gaming forums. Neckbeards tend to gather in communities of certain, sometimes obvious, topics. Politics I don't think is really one of them.

On the other hand, some topics/polls on here don't help my argument, such as that very long relationship thread a bit ago

We're generally smart people, but it would be safe to say we're all pretty (politically) nerdy. I can say, however, that I am not a basement-dwelling neckbeard.

[The Arizonan]

I saw Fifty Shades of Black and it was a mistake. Joe Republic was right.

Here's my review of the movie:

[Joe Republic]

Have you even heard of RottenTomatoes?

[Mike Thick]

It could have been worse. Like, Ishtar or something.

If you take the "so bad it's good" tack in the future, I'd recommend either the first Batman movie or any episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[Maxwell]

Ask both of them and if both reject you, burn all their stuff.

[Virginiá]

I saw Fifty Shades of Black and it was a mistake. Joe Republic was right.

Here's my review of the movie:

I thought that movie could have been good, but it really boring and kind of weird with that whole contract stuff. I love Romance/erotic movies but god I dunno why they thought that movie was acceptable.

Probably would have been better if they just never turned the book into a movie in the first place.

[RINO Tom]

I've found alcoholism and reading good ways to distract myself from the pangs of melancholy.

Psh, it's only alcoholism if you call it that out loud!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So what happened?

[The Arizonan]

Have you even heard of RottenTomatoes?

Yes, I have, but I don't visit their site.