Valentine's Day advice

[Mike Thick]

[Mike Thick]

There's a certain point where a movie goes from being "bad" to "so bad it's good". It looks like this movie crosses that line, meaning it's a go. Another one in the same vein I would recommend is Big *ss Spider. It was created when Sharknado was a thing, and it has 1960s Batman levels of campy humor.

[Mike Thick]

Do you really want dating advice from a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards on a political forum?

Why do you assume that the people on this forum are a bunch of "basement-dwelling neckbeards"? Do you have any real evidence?

The phrase assumes that the people have beards on their necks and that they have a basement in their homes.

In case anyone questions me, I'm stationed at a naval hospital in Virginia and I live in an apartment in the area. I've got a copy of my apartment lease, but I won't show you an image of my government ID card.

In that case, my friend, you are the exception to the rule.

[Mike Thick]

You probably should throw these things out before you ask her out.

Silly Sanchez! How can you kidnap her without those?

[Mike Thick]

You probably should throw these things out before you ask her out.

Silly Sanchez! How can you kidnap her without those?

1. It could be any vehicle, not just a van.
2. Handcuffs are not the only way to restrain somebody.
3. I don't think chloroform is the only chemical with its effect.

Oh. Forgive me, I assumed those were actual pictures of Haslam's "tools of the trade".

[Mike Thick]

I don't see how getting defensive when someone uses a phrase like "basement-dwelling neckbeards" to describe a bunch of people on an internet forum he or she doesn't know in real life is considered a sign of being poorly adjusted.

It isn't. All things considered, it might be fair to say people on this forum are far more likely to be well rounded and at least relatively successful (or on their way to it) than a lot of other forums - like gaming forums. Neckbeards tend to gather in communities of certain, sometimes obvious, topics. Politics I don't think is really one of them.

On the other hand, some topics/polls on here don't help my argument, such as that very long relationship thread a bit ago

We're generally smart people, but it would be safe to say we're all pretty (politically) nerdy. I can say, however, that I am not a basement-dwelling neckbeard.

[Mike Thick]

It could have been worse. Like, Ishtar or something.

If you take the "so bad it's good" tack in the future, I'd recommend either the first Batman movie or any episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.