Valentine's Day advice

[The Arizonan]

If Mandy is the girl that's not cheating on you, then freaking go for it and ask her.

[The Arizonan]

And if you successfully ask her out, go watch the movie Fifty Shades of Black. There is nothing like celebrating the holiday by watching a comedy movie that mocks a romantic movie and a romantic novel. I'm not being sarcastic.

Bang her brains out

*sees Grumps and calls him a creep*

[The Arizonan]

And if you successfully ask her out, go watch the movie Fifty Shades of Black. There is nothing like celebrating the holiday by watching a comedy movie that mocks a romantic movie and a romantic novel. I'm not being sarcastic.

Bang her brains out

*sees Grumps and calls him a creep*

You wouldn't be the first, but c'mon, why is sex bad, again?

Sex isn't bad. I thought it'd be fun to start a running gag.

[The Arizonan]

50 Shades of Black currently has a 7% RT score (shocking, I know).  Don't follow The Arizonan's advice, and just to be safe, put him on ignore.

That's harsh man.

And how did it get such a low score?

[The Arizonan]

Are you seriously asking us Atlasians? Most of us have never felt the love of another human being.

I've been in a few short-lived relationships myself and my last relationship was six years ago.

What is up with internet forums having lots of single guys?

[The Arizonan]

Do you really want dating advice from a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards on a political forum?

Why do you assume that the people on this forum are a bunch of "basement-dwelling neckbeards"? Do you have any real evidence?

The phrase assumes that the people have beards on their necks and that they have a basement in their homes.

In case anyone questions me, I'm stationed at a naval hospital in Virginia and I live in an apartment in the area. I've got a copy of my apartment lease, but I won't show you an image of my government ID card.

[The Arizonan]

I don't see how getting defensive when someone uses a phrase like "basement-dwelling neckbeards" to describe a bunch of people on an internet forum he or she doesn't know in real life is considered a sign of being poorly adjusted.

[The Arizonan]

I saw Fifty Shades of Black and it was a mistake. Joe Republic was right.

Here's my review of the movie:

[The Arizonan]

Have you even heard of RottenTomatoes?

Yes, I have, but I don't visit their site.