How I would beat Rubio

[Lyin' Steve]

I've noticed that Rubio not only gives scripted answers, he gives the same scripted answer to different questions.  Even on different answers.

If I wanted to beat him, I would send a tracker to his events and make a chart of which speeches he gives in response to which questions.  Then in a debate after he answered question A with answer X, I would attack him and then bring up the issue corresponding to question B and hit him with question B.  He can't give answer X again and he'll short-circuit.

If he gave a different scripted answer I might even finish it with him if I had the balls.

[Torie]

You're assuming he has the same canned answer ready for both questions A and B?

[Mehmentum]

What I would do is memorize his scripted answers, and then say his answer as he answered it.

[Lyin' Steve]

You're assuming he has the same canned answer ready for both questions A and B?

That's what the tracker and the chart are for.  It lets you see "all the times he was asked question A about ISIS and question B about women in the military he defaulted back to his 'the world is a safer and better place when America is the strongest nation on earth' speech."
For those who don't know, a tracker is a Christie campaign intern who follows Rubio around and records his campaign events.

[Lord of the Dome]

What I would do is memorize his scripted answers, and then say his answer as he answered it.

I'm surprised Christie didn't have it memorised by the end of their exchange

[Lyin' Steve]

What I would do is memorize his scripted answers, and then say his answer as he answered it.

I'm surprised Christie didn't have it memorised by the end of their exchange

He was saying it a little differently every time.

[Xing]

I'd hire someone to keep pulling the string on his back.

[Lord of the Dome]

What I would do is memorize his scripted answers, and then say his answer as he answered it.

I'm surprised Christie didn't have it memorised by the end of their exchange

He was saying it a little differently every time.

And people have the gall to say he's stuck to his talking points and can't think on his feet!