Rubio is cracking

[yankeesfan]

Rubio got blueberry pancakes w blueberry syrup. He's trying to eat soft foods, he said, because he cracked a molar on a Twix bar yesterday.

— erica orden (@eorden) February 11, 2016

http://gawker.com/marco-rubio-is-literally-falling-apart-1758493695

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How do you crack a tooth on a Twix bar?  Few people are that weak and brittle. 

[Reaganfan]

Damn that sucks. I had a root canal on Tuesday.

[Asian Nazi]

Man, Christie really did a number on this dude.

[Zioneer]

Rubio literally falling apart would be sad if it weren't so funny.

[Crumpets]

Didn't this happen to Carson early on in his campaign? Republicans in Congress should seriously look to pass comprehensive dental healthcare reform to help out their candidates.

[IceSpear]

He also has five o clock shadow and his hair looks kind of messy. Christie really did a number on this guy.

[wolfsblood07]

He also has five o clock shadow and his hair looks kind of messy. Christie really did a number on this guy.

From what I read, Rubio approached Christie just before the debate and said "I understand I'm in trouble."  Christie, without smiling, said "Yes you are."  That would put anyone off their game, especially a laid back guy like Rubio.  Rubio is a nice guy.  Christie is a d*ck.

[DrScholl]

He must have extremely brittle teeth.

[Reaganfan]

He also has five o clock shadow and his hair looks kind of messy. Christie really did a number on this guy.

From what I read, Rubio approached Christie just before the debate and said "I understand I'm in trouble."  Christie, without smiling, said "Yes you are."  That would put anyone off their game, especially a laid back guy like Rubio.  Rubio is a nice guy.  Christie is a d*ck.

Right and now Christie is out and Rubio is drawing huge crowds in South Carolina.

[Reaganfan]

He also has five o clock shadow and his hair looks kind of messy. Christie really did a number on this guy.

From what I read, Rubio approached Christie just before the debate and said "I understand I'm in trouble."  Christie, without smiling, said "Yes you are."  That would put anyone off their game, especially a laid back guy like Rubio.  Rubio is a nice guy.  Christie is a d*ck.

Rubio is drawing huge crowds in South Carolina.

Let's dispel this notion that holding large crowds means you'll win. President Howard Dean would like to have a talk with you.

How big are the crowds Chris Christie got today?

[Antonio the Sixth]

For all the times the word "literally" is improperly used, this thread could definitely have used it.

[Maxwell]

He also has five o clock shadow and his hair looks kind of messy. Christie really did a number on this guy.

From what I read, Rubio approached Christie just before the debate and said "I understand I'm in trouble."  Christie, without smiling, said "Yes you are."  That would put anyone off their game, especially a laid back guy like Rubio.  Rubio is a nice guy.  Christie is a d*ck.

Rubio is drawing huge crowds in South Carolina.

Let's dispel this notion that holding large crowds means you'll win. President Howard Dean would like to have a talk with you.

How big are the crowds Chris Christie got today?

I'm sure Christie is pleased enough with his complete obliterating of the person who was supposed to ride his thirdplacemomentum and sweep New Hampshire.

[Ogre Mage]

Rubiobot sat on a wall
Rubiobot had a great fall
All the GOP horses and all the GOP men
Couldn't put Rubiobot together again.

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He also has five o clock shadow and his hair looks kind of messy. Christie really did a number on this guy.

From what I read, Rubio approached Christie just before the debate and said "I understand I'm in trouble."  Christie, without smiling, said "Yes you are."  That would put anyone off their game, especially a laid back guy like Rubio.  Rubio is a nice guy.  Christie is a d*ck.

Rubio is drawing huge crowds in South Carolina.

Let's dispel this notion that holding large crowds means you'll win. President Howard Dean would like to have a talk with you.

As well as President Ron Paul.

[heatmaster]

Christie is a loud mouth douchebag who I'm glad is out...that voice! Jeez! Sounds like his ass@#*& is where his mouth or better still he's talking out of his ass#$@#....yeah I'm kicking him when he's down and out....my grandpa...always said to me, the best time to hit a guy is when it doesn't matter and he's truly down and out! So that's why it's cool😎 to f%*& up Christie right now😊....This brings me up to 1200 posts right?