Mandy Moore (D) vs. Jessica Simpson (R) revisited

[FerrisBueller86]

Let's see some maps.

[TheWildCard]

Jessica Simpson hands down the best looking and she's a lot smarter than she gets credit for.

[A18]

Jessica Simpson hands down the best looking and she's a lot smarter than she gets credit for.

And yet, still not smart at all

[TheWildCard]

Jessica Simpson hands down the best looking and she's a lot smarter than she gets credit for.

And yet, still not smart at all

How many millions do you have?

[FerrisBueller86]

Mandy wins with 407 electoral votes:


Mandy's charm and ability to relate to people wins the race for her.  Her ads remind everyone of her role as Jamie Sullivan in the movie "A Walk To Remember".  The Mandy campaign takes the populist Southeast, lower Midwest, and Great Plains states from Jessica with ads reminding everyone of her antics from the "Newlyweds" reality show, like spending $1400 on a set of bedsheets.  There was the attack ad morphing Jessica into Paris Hilton.  The Mandy campaign tops it all off with an ad that announced, "Jessica Simpson is a flip-flopper!  She said, 'I actually voted FOR the 87 cans of Chicken of the Sea BEFORE I voted AGAINST it.'"  Mandy easily wins in New Hampshire (her birthplace) and Florida (where she grew up as the National Anthem Girl) because of her favorite daughter status.  Mandy's intelligence wins her the Northeast and the Pacific Northwest.

Jessica wins Texas because she has favorite daughter status in her home state and because the state is full of dumb people who equate education to high-stakes standardized testing.  Jessica wins California because she has more visibility in Hollywood and the voters were crazy enough to elect the Governator.  Jessica wins Alaska and the interior west because these states are normally Republican anyway, Mandy's populist appeal doesn't sell as well, and the Jessica campaign announces in an ad, "Mandy Moore is a flip-flopper!  She said, 'I actually voted FOR the 87 lollipops BEFORE I voted AGAINST it.'"  The Jessica campaign also keeps reminding voters of Mandy's debut video "Candy", and those tough, crazy Western voters agree that they don't want a president who likes to ride around in a bright green Volkswagen Beetle while singing about the joys of candy.

Mandy trounces Jessica in the debates.  During the split screen format, Jessica scowls as Mandy talks about how much she would like to treat world leaders to tuna fish and buffalo wings.

After the election, Jessica fans declare the Jessica states to be the "United States of Jessica" and the Mandy states to be Candyland.

[YRABNNRM]

Stopppppp itttttttt

[Alcon]

Please stop posting this stuff. No one is really interested, and it's not politically interesting at all.

[TeePee4Prez]

I like Mandy Moore better myself.  Jessica is an airhead.

[Ebowed]

I WUOULD VOTE FORR BRITANY SPEERS

[PBrunsel]

The question is:

Does the ghost of Frank Sinatra run as the Anti-Bimbo Party candidate?

[JohnFKennedy]

Mandy Moore is more attractive and seems not to be as stupid as Jessica Simpson. While staying at a friends house on Saturday night, we watched Newlyweds. God that woman is stupid.

[YRABNNRM]

Mandy Moore is more attractive and seems not to be as stupid as Jessica Simpson. While staying at a friends house on Saturday night, we watched Newlyweds. God that woman is stupid.

I could say the same thing about you for actually watching the show

[JohnFKennedy]

Mandy Moore is more attractive and seems not to be as stupid as Jessica Simpson. While staying at a friends house on Saturday night, we watched Newlyweds. God that woman is stupid.

I could say the same thing about you for actually watching the show

First of all, no you could not as watching it does not make me a woman . Second of all, I did not choose the programme, a friend of a friend did (a girl), I was waiting for breakfast and thirdly, I was hungover okay?

[FerrisBueller86]

The question is:

Does the ghost of Frank Sinatra run as the Anti-Bimbo Party candidate?

What are your reasons for considering Mandy and Jessica to be bimbos?  Mandy is still a virgin and dresses modestly.  Jessica remained a virgin until she got married.  Even many people who object to Britney and Christina like Mandy and Jessica.

For that matter, I don't consider Britney and Mandy to be bimbos, either.  There is a sexist double standard out there - it's OK for men to be sexual but not women, and it's OK for women to like the Fab Four bubblegum pop singers but it's not OK for men to do so.

[PBrunsel]

The question is:

Does the ghost of Frank Sinatra run as the Anti-Bimbo Party candidate?

What are your reasons for considering Mandy and Jessica to be bimbos?  Mandy is still a virgin and dresses modestly.  Jessica remained a virgin until she got married.  Even many people who object to Britney and Christina like Mandy and Jessica.

For that matter, I don't consider Britney and Mandy to be bimbos, either.  There is a sexist double standard out there - it's OK for men to be sexual but not women, and it's OK for women to like the Fab Four bubblegum pop singers but it's not OK for men to do so.

I was just kidding. I mean Sinatra was fond of calling people "Bimbos" no matter who they were. Just a joke!

[Hitchabrut]

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Mandy is still a virgin
Jessica remained a virgin until she got married. 

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