Hypothetical UK Election 2020: Lord Lloyd Webber (Con) vs Lord Sugar (Lab)

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imspired by the resounding sucess of his American counterapart, the host of the Apprentice Lord Alan Sugar rejoins Labour, ousting Corbyn with his famous catchphrase "you're fired" (well someone else's famous catchphrase, anyway) and promises to bring Labour the greatness he brought to the British electronics industry.

Not to be outdone, the Tories turn to another celebrity peer, the Ray Kroc of musical theatre himself Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber who has some reality TV show experience of himself. He cities foreign policy experience (Evita), deep respect for religion (Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph) and transport policy (Starlight Express)

Frontbenches of the Conservatives:

Simon Cowell - Talent Sec
Charles Saatchi - Public Relations and Women's Issues
Gary Barlow - Minister of Tax Havens
Julian Fellowes (Downton Abbey) - Work and Pensions, renamed as "Upstairs and Downstairs Sec"

Labour:

JK Rowling - Education
Stephen HAwking - Intergalactic Issues
Patrick Stewart - as above
Stephen Fry - Minister of Trivia

[sparkey]

I'd vote SNP or Plaid Cymru or Mebyon Kernow or whatever else it takes to secede from this horrible reality.

[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

I'd vote SNP or Plaid Cymru or Mebyon Kernow or whatever else it takes to secede from this horrible reality.

Let's for Plaid, today is Saint David's Day.

[Illiniwek]

I would vote for whichever party Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May were running with. Stiggy too for old times sake.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

the Stephens and Patrick Stewart against Simon Cowell and three other guys, hard choice!!

[Wake Me Up When The Hard Border Ends]

I would vote for whichever party Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May were running with. Stiggy too for old times sake.

This.

[rpryor03]

ALW is one of my favorite MT composers of all time. I have to choose him.

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of the Apprentice stars, Sugar's righthand man Nick is an Labourite and right hand woman Karen works for the Tories. The last winner Luisa Zissman (a favourite of the red tops) is a Tory.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

ALW is one of my favorite MT composers of all time. I have to choose him.

Good heavens.