(Southern Gothic, addressing a crowd at Johnson's Boucaniere Barbecue Restaurant in Lafayette, Louisiana)
Ladies and Gentlemen, you have known me for a long time as being a fighter for the common man. A fighter for the poor and the downtrodden. And a few months back I unsuccessfully tried to take my fight straight to the state house. And although my attempts were unsuccessful, my resolve has only grown stronger. So that's why I am once again announcing my candidacy for the Southern legislature. It's time for the working man of Dixie to have a voice in the halls of his government! Thank you.
Congratulations on your return to politics, endorsed!
