The Repeal of the ANWR Drilling Authorization Bill (WITHDRAWN)

[Gabu]

Sigh.  As introduced by Sen. MAS117:

The Repeal of the ANWR Drilling Authorization Bill

Primary Sponsor: Senator MAS117

1.) The entirety of the ANWR Drilling Authorization Bill is hereby repealed.

I hereby open debate on this bill.

[King]

Didn't we just pass the ANWR Drilling Authorization Bill a few weeks ago in this same session?  Anyway, I plan to vote against the repeal of this bill as it gives no explanation why it must be repealed.

[Gabu]

Didn't we just pass the ANWR Drilling Authorization Bill a few weeks ago in this same session?

I believe it was the last session in which it happened, but the senators present are almost exactly the same, and are exactly the same, ideologically speaking.

[Sam Spade]

I oppose this obviously and will filibuster it vigorously. (j/k)

[Gabu]

I ... will filibuster it vigorously.

Make sure to make it decisive.

[King]

I want to filibuster it:

Section 1 shall be amended t to read:


1.) The entirety of the ANWR Drilling Authorization Bill is hereby not repealed.

[Sam Spade]

I support this amendment. 

[DanielX]

I support the following amendment:

2. Senator MAS117 obviously has too much time on his hands. Therefore for each joke bill he presents from this point forward, he has to award one other Senator a pocket-watch.

[MasterJedi]

I support both of those amendments.

[MAS117]

This bill was just to state my strong objection to the ANWR bill, and seeing is I only have a few more days in this distinguished body I want to move things along so I can get some more votes in. Mr. President,  I hereby withdraw this bill.

[jokerman]

I hereby present the following amendment: (This is for real)

Section III
The Senate hereby condemns Senator MAS117 for wasting our time.

[MasterJedi]

I hereby present the following amendment: (This is for real)

Section III
The Senate hereby condemns Senator MAS117 for wasting our time.

He withdrew the bill, we don't discuss it anymore and move on so he's no longer wasting our time!

[jokerman]

I hereby present the following amendment: (This is for real)

Section III
The Senate hereby condemns Senator MAS117 for wasting our time.

He withdrew the bill, we don't discuss it anymore and move on so he's no longer wasting our time!

Ok, I see.

[King]

I have noticed Gabu has had trouble noticing these statements, so I will help him out:

I hereby withdraw this bill.

[Gabu]

I have noticed Gabu has had trouble noticing these statements, so I will help him out:

I hereby withdraw this bill.

The first time the comment was like three pages ahead of the actual bill and this is the first time I've been online today.

Now I see where the 2% disapproval of my job as PPT came from, you slave-driving ingrates.