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[Devout Centrist]

Jesus doesn't save. In 9 out of 10 clinical trials, Jesus failed to save the patient from their disease.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

So what's the deal with Devout Centrist? He's not devout, and he's not a centrist!

[Bigby]

Peebs has a peeve with Jesus, Guns, and Freedom. Vote Bigby for North Carolina's 14th District!

[kyc0705]

Bigby is too afraid to say bigly! Vote kyc0705, he knows what a bigly big deal public service is!

[RFayette]

kyc is afraid of revealing his liberal record.  Says he's an independent, but he is  Hillary Clinton liberal through and through. 

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Jesus Saves, but he doesn't shave. Do we really want a President with an uber-long hippie beard?

[Devout Centrist]

Peebs is a political peeble. No experience and a bad record. Sad!

[kyc0705]

Devout Centrist wants Machiavellian murderer Francis Urquhart to take the presidency in 2020. I mean, couldn't he at least choose an American sociopath?

[OneJ]

Did you see kyc and his little friends on the Jersey Shore last week? They're all T-R-A-S-H-Y! Sad!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

OneJ_ will take away all your FunJ_.

[Enduro]

Peebs stands for Pleasing Elite Eaters Brings Superpowers. Are we really going to elect someone who thinks pleasing the elite will give him supernatural abilities?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Peebs stands for Pleasing Elite Eaters Brings Superpowers. Are we really going to elect someone who thinks pleasing the elite will give him supernatural abilities?

Enduro called Peebs a man again, even after she said she was a woman. Sad!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Senator Peebs openly brags online about all the cash and wives she has stolen from good, hard-working Americans. Is this the behavior we want from a President?

Vote for Antonio. With him, you know your money and significant others are not in any danger.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Can Antonio truly represent France on the International level?

Tony has been telling the French people that he cares about our problems. That he understands us. That he is on our side.

BUT IS HE

Recent evidence has come to light that "proud Italian Frenchman" Antonio finds one glass of wine quite enough for an entire night. He also has never had a clandeatine affair with a married women, posts on an English speaking forum and apologised to the American government for accidentally donating to a socialist campaign as a non citizen.

Who is this man?

[RFayette]

CrabCake may have dank memes and smart retorts, but can you really trust someone who is named after a piece of seafood?

[Enduro]

Peebs stands for Pleasing Elite Eaters Brings Superpowers. Are we really going to elect someone who thinks pleasing the elite will give him supernatural abilities?

Enduro called Peebs a man again, even after she said she was a woman. Sad!

Oops, I guess I just naturally type "him" because it's hard for me to believe that anyone from the opposite sex would do anything to associate with me.

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[President Punxsutawney Phil]

RFayette...a raging Christian fundamentalist out of step with California, who believes in a God that actually does things. Vote against him, for the sake of the Golden State!