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« on: March 31, 2016, 03:13:38 PM »
What April fool hoaxes could the news desks make up for tomorrow?

But I only want realistic headlines, not some unrealistic crap such as "Romney votes for Cruz" or "Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump" or "Jim Inhofe supports John Kasich" that no sane American would ever believe.

What are your ideas? Be creative!
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2016, 03:18:52 PM »
Jeb Bush endorses Ted Cruz

Donald Trump uses a victory speech as an advertisement for his steaks

74-year old socialist wins 6 of the last 7 contests
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2016, 03:37:15 PM »
NY-Quinnipiac: D: Sanders 54%, Clinton 42%; R: Kasich 40%, Trump 30%, Cruz 28%

Burlington News: Stein leads Clinton by 10 points in VT
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2016, 09:16:39 PM »
Canada to begin building a wall. Bill to be submitted to the United States.
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2016, 09:29:37 PM »
Missing Sanders Votes Found in Massachusetts, Missouri, and Illinois

The reaction of redditors who don't get that it's a joke would be funny. And their meltdown when they realize it's fake would be priceless. Obama Endorses Sanders, or Warren Endorses Sanders would have the same effect.
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