(APRIL FOOLS 2016) Congrats, Torie: Hillary diagnosed with severe throat cancer
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Eraserhead
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« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2016, 03:27:26 PM »

Who?
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« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2016, 03:28:44 PM »

Never heard of these guys.  Google has also never heard of these guys.  Also 749 LV between 6 races?  That's 124 voters per race.
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« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2016, 03:29:27 PM »
« Edited: April 01, 2016, 03:32:33 PM by MikeWells12 »

The favorables?

I'm going to call this APRIL FOOLS.  I would have fallen for it if you just had the GE numbers.
Noted. I'll fix this for next time.

I just fiddled with the favorables to make it a bit more believable.
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« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2016, 03:29:27 PM »

April Fools, I guess?
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« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2016, 03:39:06 PM »

Good one I guess.
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« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2016, 03:39:08 PM »

Junk poll obviously.
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« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2016, 03:53:45 PM »


He made an April Fool's post about the same pollster showing Trump well ahead of Hillary in the general in these states as well.
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« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2016, 04:00:00 PM »

Sad that this is an April fools
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« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2016, 04:13:22 PM »

A hint: Loof-Lirpa has Clinton and especially Sanders beating Trump among First Peoples in Oklahoma.
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« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2016, 04:13:42 PM »

Okay then... Happy April 1st.
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« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2016, 04:35:26 PM »

I think Hillary does have a small chance in my state. Nobody likes Trump here lol.
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« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2016, 04:41:39 PM »

PA
Sanders 85%
Clinton 25%

NJ
Sanders 80%
Clinton 20%

NY
Sanders 87%
Clinton 23%



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« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2016, 04:48:50 PM »

PA
Sanders 85%
Clinton 25%

NJ
Sanders 80%
Clinton 20%

NY
Sanders 87%
Clinton 23%



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Sanders and Clinton, not Trump, are bringing new voters to their party!  85%+25%=110%   
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« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2016, 09:52:25 PM »

Loof-Lirpa Polling gets to post its last polls before having its electrical power cut off.

Alabama:

Trump 54, Clinton 40

Oklahoma:

Trump 58, Clinton 35

Vermont:

Clinton 72, Tru

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« Reply #64 on: April 01, 2016, 09:55:38 PM »

Harold Stassen has just announced that he will accept the Republican nomination for President in the event that he is selected.

Just because he is dead doesn't mean that he can't run for President, can he?
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« Reply #65 on: April 01, 2016, 10:07:00 PM »
« Edited: April 01, 2016, 10:50:32 PM by Ted Bessell, Bass God of the West »

I briefly pondered posting something about Rep. Dan Lipinski keynoting a dinner in Iowa in the 2020 Tea Leaves thread, but backed out because I'm a coward. Maybe next year Tongue.
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« Reply #66 on: April 01, 2016, 10:29:44 PM »

Wulfric, this thread is funny.





APRIL FOOLS! It really isn't.
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« Reply #67 on: April 01, 2016, 11:23:25 PM »

In case anyone didn't notice -- Indianola, Texas is a ghost town.
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