Rank the Trump children

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

1. Barron - 10/10. The best child, clearly with a bright, bright future. "When are you coming home, daddy?" What a precious little thing - Presidential material right here. Beautiful name for a bright, young lad.

2. Ivanka - 9.8/10. Jewish, successful, and glamorous. Knows what it takes to show off how powerful she is. No doubt about it, she has what it takes to be a magnificent leader, but she could use just a touch more of anger and projection, but I believe she could coalesce a massive backing. Everybody loves her. Bipartisan in every way. Incredible eye for fashion!

3. Donald Jr. 7/10. Multi-lingual, with a similarly beautiful family of 5 children! But lacks forcefulness and quality hair like his father.

4. Eric 5.5/10. Even worse hair than his brother, refused to take the leap to Judaism in spite of his marriage, and clearly manages the worst parts of the business. And for some silly reason chose Georgetown...No children yet.

5. Tiffany 4.5/10. Seriously limited potential and unfortunately received minimal paternal guidance from one of the greatest fathers alive unlike the others. Limited focus. Like her mother, doesn't take hard work to the maximum level.

[freepcrusher]

troll 10/10

[Antonio the Sixth]

Guillotine them all.

[Kingpoleon]

Guillotine them all.

Except the Baron.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Guillotine them all.

Except the Baron.

Firing squad for him? Sure, why not. A bit of variety never hurts.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Guillotine them all.

Except the Baron.

Firing squad for him? Sure, why not. A bit of variety never hurts.

Look, you may find it funny, but joking about killing people, especially beautiful little children is never funny.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Guillotine them all.

Except the Baron.

Firing squad for him? Sure, why not. A bit of variety never hurts.

Look, you may find it funny, but joking about killing people, especially beautiful little children is never funny.

I gave your worthless sh*tpost thread exactly the kind of reply it deserves.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Guillotine them all.

Except the Baron.

Firing squad for him? Sure, why not. A bit of variety never hurts.

Look, you may find it funny, but joking about killing people, especially beautiful little children is never funny.

I gave your worthless sh*tpost thread exactly the kind of reply it deserves.

This is the off-topic board, and this is a significant topic in this country. I didn't make you click it. You may want to spread your garbage on this board, but I care very deeply about this family.

[Orthogonian Society Treasurer]

Donald Jr. > Ivanka > Eric = Barron > Tiffany (literally who?)

[Slow Learner]

1. Ivanka (fantastic woman)
2. Don Jr.
3. Tiffany
4. Barron
5. Eric (just seems weird tbh)

[dead0man]

Why would anybody know anything about them?  Other than the daughter that was on that horrible show he had.  If you know their names you have a problem.  If you know enough to want to rate them, and write paragraphs on the subject, you should probably check yourself back into the hospital, you're not done yet.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Why would anybody know anything about them?  Other than the daughter that was on that horrible show he had.  If you know their names you have a problem.  If you know enough to want to rate them, and write paragraphs on the subject, you should probably check yourself back into the hospital, you're not done yet.

In fairness, I'm from the area. I've known this long before his Presidential run. They are our Kardashians but actually talented.

[dead0man]

Gross.  My apologies.

[Pingvin]

Guillotine them all.

You know what happened to that aviation student from Egypt, right, Tony?

[Orthogonian Society Treasurer]

[Virginiá]

Eric Trump really creeps me out. I'm probably misjudging by a mile here (or not..?), but he looks like he could be the chronically coked-out owner of a rundown strip club in Hell's Kitchen.

@clash: LOL