OK, I had to make one of those demochoice polls....

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

yeah, it's pretty stupid but I'm kind of curious of how certain folks will end up

http://demochoice.org/dcballot.php?poll=WhatIf

[Jake]

1st Rick Santorum
2nd a Catholic priest
3rd Keystone Phil
4th George W. Bush
5th Melissa Brown
6th Philip
7th John Kerry
8th Flyers

The rest are just plain bad.

[minionofmidas]

My ballot, not to be taken too seriously:
  1st one of the Filipina girls in my signature
 2nd Ralph Nader
 3rd George Galloway
 4th John Kerry
 5th a Catholic priest
 6th a Thai hooker
 7th BRTD
 8th Melissa Brown
 9th Allyson Schwartz
 10th opebo
 11th bandit
 12th Flyers
 13th Philip
 14th Michael Jackson
 15th Lyndon LaRouche
 16th NAMBLA member
 17th George W. Bush
 18th Rick Santorum
 19th Pol Pot
 20th Keystone Phil

[skybridge]

1st Ralph Nader
 2nd Michael Jackson
 3rd John Kerry
 4th Flyers
 5th Allyson Schwartz
 6th opebo
 7th Philip
 8th BRTD
 9th bandit
 10th a Thai hooker
 11th one of the Filipina girls in my signature
 12th Lyndon LaRouche
 13th a Catholic priest
 14th George Galloway
 15th Melissa Brown
 16th NAMBLA member
 17th Keystone Phil
 18th Rick Santorum
 19th George W. Bush
 20th Pol Pot

[DanielX]

1st   Keystone Phil
2nd   George W. Bush
-Above here, I would certainly vote for -
3rd   Rick Santorum
4th   Melissa Brown
5th   a Catholic priest
-Above here, the chances i would vote are decent
6th   Allyson Schwartz
7th   Philip
-Above here, I would vote somewhat grudgingly for
8th   John Kerry
9th   a Thai hooker
10th   Flyers
11th   BRTD
12th   one of the Filipina girls in my signature
-Above here, I would vote if i were paid $10,000,000 to
-Below here, It would take a .44 Magnum pointed at my head to vote
13th   Ralph Nader
14th   Lyndon LaRouche
15th   George Galloway
16th   NAMBLA member
17th   opebo
18th   bandit
19th   Michael Jackson
20th   Pol Pot

[DanielX]

2nd Michael Jackson

 6th opebo

 19th George W. Bush

Geez.

[Alcon]

1st John Kerry
 2nd a Catholic priest
 3rd Allyson Schwartz
 4th Melissa Brown
 5th George W. Bush
 6th Ralph Nader
 7th Keystone Phil
 8th Philip
 9th Rick Santorum
 10th Flyers
 11th one of the Filipina girls in my signature
 12th a Thai hooker
 13th BRTD
 14th bandit
 15th Lyndon LaRouche
 16th George Galloway
 17th Michael Jackson
 18th NAMBLA member
 19th opebo
 20th Pol Pot

[Gabu]

1st John Kerry 
2nd Allyson Schwartz 
3rd Flyers
4th a Catholic priest 
5th Lyndon LaRouche 
6th one of the Filipina girls in my signature 
7th a Thai hooker 
8th BRTD 
9th Michael Jackson 
10th George Galloway 
11th George W. Bush 
12th Keystone Phil 
13th Rick Santorum 
14th Philip 
15th NAMBLA member 
16th bandit 
17th opebo
18th Ralph Nader 
19th Pol Pot 
20th Melissa Brown

Why, no, I answered this poll completely seriously.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

it's a shame that the choices are randomly scattered, few will get the joke that was in the first 4 choices as I typed them in. They were:

opebo
Michael Jackson
NAMBLA member
a Catholic priest

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

11th   BRTD
12th   one of the Filipina girls in my signature

while I should be flattered, why do you prefer me? If you have to have someone completely opposite of your politics as president, might as well have them nice to look at.

[Keystone Phil]

I don't know what Lewis' deal is (putting me last? Come on now). Anyway...

Myself
Santorum
Bush
Catholic Priest
Brown
Philip
(This is where it gets very difficult)
Kerry
Hooker
Nader
Schwartz
Filipina girl
Flyers
bandit
LaRouche
NAMBLA member
BRTD
Pol Pot
Galloway
opebo
Jackson

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Schwartz over the Filipina girls? Wouldn't you at least find them nicer to look at?

[Keystone Phil]

Schwartz over the Filipina girls? Wouldn't you at least find them nicer to look at?

I'd prefer Schwartz over communists but you have a point about looks. Almost anything is nicer to look at compared to Schwartz.

[Keystone Phil]

I don't know what Lewis' deal is (putting me last? Come on now). Anyway...

I just read that Lewis was not serious with his ballot. Sorry, Lewis! 

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Schwartz over the Filipina girls? Wouldn't you at least find them nicer to look at?

I'd prefer Schwartz over communists but you have a point about looks. Almost anything is nicer to look at compared to Schwartz.

and thus you prefer communists to Flyers?

[Keystone Phil]

Schwartz over the Filipina girls? Wouldn't you at least find them nicer to look at?

I'd prefer Schwartz over communists but you have a point about looks. Almost anything is nicer to look at compared to Schwartz.

and thus you prefer communists to Flyers?

Of course. 

[nini2287]

1st   Allyson Schwartz
2nd   John Kerry
3rd   George Galloway
4th   a Catholic priest
5th   Flyers
6th   one of the Filipina girls in my signature
7th   BRTD
8th   Ralph Nader
9th   bandit
10th   Keystone Phil
11th   Melissa Brown
12th   George W. Bush
13th   NAMBLA member
14th   Philip
15th   Rick Santorum
16th   a Thai hooker
17th   opebo
18th   Lyndon LaRouche
19th   Michael Jackson
20th   Pol Pot

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

come on, how is a hooker worse than Santorum?

[nini2287]

come on, how is a hooker worse than Santorum?

At least Santorum's from a great state.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

well how's a hooker worse than a NAMBLA member? I'd take someone who has sex with dirty old men and sex crazed perverts for money over someone who wants to molest children.

[nini2287]

well how's a hooker worse than a NAMBLA member? I'd take someone who has sex with dirty old men and sex crazed perverts for money over someone who wants to molest children.

Hey I never said they were good beyond #2 or tolerable beyond #8

[TheWildCard]

1st   George W. Bush
2nd   Melissa Brown
3rd   Rick Santorum
4th   Keystone Phil
5th   John Kerry
6th   Allyson Schwartz
7th   a Catholic priest
8th   BRTD
9th   Philip
10th   Ralph Nader
11th   Flyers
12th   Lyndon LaRouche
13th   a Thai hooker
14th   George Galloway
15th   one of the Filipina girls in my signature
16th   Michael Jackson
17th   Pol Pot
18th   opebo
19th   bandit
20th   NAMBLA member

That was horrid...

[nini2287]

Schwartz over the Filipina girls? Wouldn't you at least find them nicer to look at?

I'd prefer Schwartz over communists but you have a point about looks. Almost anything is nicer to look at compared to Schwartz.

ALMOST anything:

[Middle-aged Europe]

Funny how it comes down to John Kerry vs. George W. Bush in the end.

[minionofmidas]

it's a shame that the choices are randomly scattered, few will get the joke that was in the first 4 choices as I typed them in. They were:

opebo
Michael Jackson
NAMBLA member
a Catholic priest

Oh, I got that. I don't see why else you would include "a Catholic priest"