Cruz's roommate on Cruz's sex toy ban: he wasn't always anti-masturbation

[Blue3]

http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/13/ted-cruzs-college-roommate-slams-him-for-supporting-sex-toy-ban/21343902/

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Imagine...

I wonder if this will become the new line of attack against Cruz, he'll take away your right to masturbate.

[IceSpear]

Cruz/Gardner 2016! Drive sex toy and condom manufacturers out of business!

[dax00]

This was covered on TYT. Further evidence was given that would lead one to believe Cruz masturbated while his roommate was in the room, and he also supposedly slept whilst humping his pillow.

[Orthogonian Society Treasurer]

Craig Mazin is great.

[HAnnA MArin County]

Sounds like anti-masturbation activist Christine O'Donnell could be high on his list of VP contenders!

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Without question, the BEST contribution to the 2016 campaign, by anyone.

[Seriously?]

I am no Cruzbot by any means, however, give me a break.

As Solicitor General of Texas, it was his job to fend off challenges of existing Texas laws in court. It's ridiculous to use this as something other than a man doing his job.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Cruz is born-again anti-masturbator. Stop trying to spin this.

[SteveRogers]

I am no Cruzbot by any means, however, give me a break.

As Solicitor General of Texas, it was his job to fend off challenges of existing Texas laws in court. It's ridiculous to use this as something other than a man doing his job.

If both the job and the man doing it are terrible, then it's fair game.

[Volrath50]

I am no Cruzbot by any means, however, give me a break.

As Solicitor General of Texas, it was his job to fend off challenges of existing Texas laws in court. It's ridiculous to use this as something other than a man doing his job.

If both the job and the man doing it are terrible, then it's fair game.

Eh, I still think it's stupid to confuse the positions a lawyer takes as part of his work, and their personal beliefs. I should hope most people realize that lawyers don't always agree with their clients' positions, or even necessarily like them.

[TomC]

I am no Cruzbot by any means, however, give me a break.

As Solicitor General of Texas, it was his job to fend off challenges of existing Texas laws in court. It's ridiculous to use this as something other than a man doing his job.

If both the job and the man doing it are terrible, then it's fair game.

Eh, I still think it's stupid to confuse the positions a lawyer takes as part of his work, and their personal beliefs. I should hope most people realize that lawyers don't always agree with their clients' positions, or even necessarily like them.

Then Cruz is certainly able to clarify whether he agrees or not.

[yankeesfan]

He didn't even write this brief.

[whanztastic]

I am no Cruzbot by any means, however, give me a break.

As Solicitor General of Texas, it was his job to fend off challenges of existing Texas laws in court. It's ridiculous to use this as something other than a man doing his job.

He did the dillegence in defending it and lost, and then appealed the decision!

[Meclazine for Israel]

Not touching this one.

[Bojack Horseman]

I still think my own state's idiot AG takes the cake.

"Defining marriage as between a man and a woman helps us regulate sexual relationships."

[Beefalow and the Consumer]

I still think my own state's idiot AG takes the cake.

"Defining marriage as between a man and a woman helps us regulate sexual relationships."

Every single word in that statement is a derp.

"Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp."

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Not touching this one.

that's fine, ted's already got that covered

[Wisconsin+17]

Cruz-O'Donnell would be an amazing ticket!

[Torie]

The circus act of this election cycle continues unabated I see.

[Seriously?]

I am no Cruzbot by any means, however, give me a break.

As Solicitor General of Texas, it was his job to fend off challenges of existing Texas laws in court. It's ridiculous to use this as something other than a man doing his job.

He did the dillegence in defending it and lost, and then appealed the decision!

Because that's his job. To defend acts passed by the Legislature.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Now I just thought of that... Where's the brain bleach?

[Likely Voter]

I am no Cruzbot by any means, however, give me a break.

As Solicitor General of Texas, it was his job to fend off challenges of existing Texas laws in court. It's ridiculous to use this as something other than a man doing his job.

He did the dillegence in defending it and lost, and then appealed the decision!

Because that's his job. To defend acts passed by the Legislature.

While that is true, there is discretion on which cases get defended by the state AG and SG. We saw a number of states choose not to have their state officials defend their own anti SSM laws for example.  It would be a fair question to ask Cruz which defenses he agreed with.   It is noteworthy that he and Abbot didn't appeal to SCOTUS. I suspect neither of them wanted to be introduced to a national audience as the guys defending the banning of dildos.  

[Antonio the Sixth]

Hahahahahahahahahaha omg.

And then people say Cruz isn't funny.

[Vosem]

Craig Mazin constantly announcing to the world his freshman-year college roommate's habits is getting a little weird, don'tcha think

[Doimper]

Craig Mazin constantly announcing to the world his freshman-year college roommate's habits is getting a little weird, don'tcha think

No, considering his college roommate is a serious contender for the Presidency