Austin tries to rename elementary school: goes poorly

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Got to love how some of the suggestions were clearly submitted by people who are salty about Robert E. Lee being removed from the name.

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I'd much prefer Bee Movie. No suffix. Just Bee Movie.

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Just looked through the full list. Other highlights include:

Barack Hussein Obama Elementary School
Ben Garrison Elementary
Black Lives Matter Elementary
Communist Elementary
Confederate Hero High
Damianita
Drew Brees Elementary
Dwayne Johnson Elementary School
Elementary Number 1
Elementary School
Emmanuel Goldstein Elementary School
Flava-Flave Elementary
G. Bush
Generic School Name
Hampton
Idiocaracy [sic] Elementary
IGNORANCE IS BLISS ELEMENTARY [sic]
James Earl Ray Elementary
Jefferson Davis Elementary
Kanye West Elementary
Keep Austin Weird
Kim Il-Sung High School
Lil Jon Elementary
Malcom X [sic]
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Orenthal James Simpson Elementary
Politically Correct Elementary School #1
Raul Castro Elementary
Rudolf Hess Primary
School of Progressive and Socialist Studies
The Illuminati
Traitor
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Elementary School
Willie Nelson Elementary

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It's a real shame that submissions are closed. Otherwise, we might have The OC School of Political Analysis.

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I would support it being called COOL CATS elementary school

Sounds like a good namesake to me. Cool Cat loves all kids.

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But why should it be called a high school when it's an elementary school?

Of course, we could call it Idiocaracy Elementary for an extra dose of irony.

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Just got renamed. Sadly, none of the actually good suggestions were chosen; it was instead renamed Russell Lee Elementary.