Harris Wofford's incredible (love) story

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Ugh what a half plus seven violating creep.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Ugh what a half plus seven violating creep.

You do realise that 'rule' isn't actually the law?

Uh, who cares? It's legal for me to f[inks] 16-year olds in Minnesota but that doesn't make it OK.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

So Tony, you have no problem with cougars then?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Wait that doesn't make any sense.

Much older man and young woman = creepy and awful

Much older woman and young man = creepy and less awful but still awful

Same huge age gap if both are the same gender = OK

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

My point is that it's creepy gay or not. Though I'll make an exception for cougars, I had a 43 year old girlfriend when I was 27.