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[7,052,770]

FF as no two countries that sell Big Macs have ever gone to war with each other, although that would probably change if $hillary KKKunton becomes president.

Steph Curry throwing his mouthpiece into the crowd

[HAnnA MArin County]

Sounds like a sore loser, just like $hitlery KKKlinton was in 2008.

Which planet, other than Earth, will Hillary bomb first?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

After she f***s Uranus, the Dawg will bomb Uranus......ugh.

Michelle Obama

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

A moderate hero just like her husband, but I'd rather have her as the first female president than that old corporate hag. But Jill Stein is still the best candidate.

The state of West Virginia.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Freedom state for voting against the KKKorporate $hag.

Washington state

[HAnnA MArin County]

Aside from Vermont, the best state in the nation for rejecting the neoliberal warmongering corporatist so strongly! They should, however, just stick with having a caucus and not have a beauty contest primary, which is meaningless, just like $hitlery KKKlinton.

Grey Goose vodka.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The drunken French are pussies and will bow before the Queen when told.

John Forbes  Kerry

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I cried tears of joy when he replaced that old hag. Yes, he's a moderate hero too, but at least he's not such a corporate shill.

I'm hoping for Jeff Weaver to be our next SoS.


Ivanka Trump.

[Xing]

Much more qualified and dignified than a certain other female (not to mention easier on the eyes.)

Harry Belafonte

[LLR]

*yawn* this thread got boring 11 pages ago

/skippopotamus/

[Crumpets]

$Hillary will have to tally her bananas when she's in women's prison. Those things are like currency there.

Metaphysics

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

Bernie would have put billions into science research, but now we're stuck with Hillary, who'll put billions into another war instead.

McDonald's

[IceSpear]

In a perfect world, the $hill would be fetching Bernie's Big Macs rather than defeating him.

Reddit

[Xing]

A place where the real FFs of the world gather to discuss harsh truths, unlike that site Atlas, which is full of delusional $hillbots.

The sound of nails on a chalkboard.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This is exactly what we're going to hear as a nation for the next four years, if we won't come to our senses and elect Jill Stein President.

My guinea pigs.

[HAnnA MArin County]

$hitlery has used the Democratic Party as guinea pigs to enact her neoliberal warmongering right-wing corporatist agenda and will continue to do so unless we elect a true progressive in Jill Stein.

Which random country will Hillary drone first: Madagascar or Mongolia? 

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

I find it hard to believe she'd limit herself to just two.

What would Hillary have done if she was in charge of organizing the 1973 Chilean coup?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I find it hard to believe she'd limit herself to just two.

What would Hillary have done if she was in charge of organizing the 1973 Chilean coup?

Wow, here's a scenario where Hillary is actually less of a moderatish hero than someone. And that someone is Pinochet.

Angry NH women v. Angry Scottish men.

[HAnnA MArin County]

Angry Scottish men would reject the corrupt corporatist harpy hag (FFs) whereas angry New Hampshire women would flock to her with open arms (HPs).

The Birkenstock Belt.

[Doimper]

Angry Scottish men would reject the corrupt corporatist harpy hag (FFs) whereas angry New Hampshire women would flock to her with open arms (HPs).

The Birkenstock Belt.

The sort of belt that Hillary probably whips progressives with.

Trump's America.

[heatcharger]

A lot of these people probably would've voted for Bernie, but the neoliberal warmongers in the DNC decided to tell progressives to f**k off.

2016 Nevada Democratic Convention

[IceSpear]

$hrillary and DW$ minions stole that convention by not giving Bernie more delegates than Hillary, he only "lost" the caucus because the CNN delegate counter depressed turnout among millennials. AND NOBODY THREW A CHAIR! If anyone threw a chair it was Hitlery at Vince Foster.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Old Star Wars were mediocre, pretty much like Obama's Presidency, but still infinitely superior to the newer movies, which are as pathetic as Hillary's 2016 campaign.

Michael Heseltine's hair.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

All those liberals complaining about Michael Heseltine's hair are the same ones who want us to ignore the evil corporatist wig "donated" to $hillary as a bribe from Goldman Sachs.  

Felix the Cat

[MAINEiac4434]

Felix the FAT CAT, one of the corporate warmongers that helped Hillary rig the primary against Bernie. Probably worked for Goldman Sachs.

Refrigerators