Pander Trump-style to the previous demographic group

[Crumpets]

Inspired by his Cinco de Mayo taco bowl...
Go!

Eskimo

[This account no longer in use.]

I remember back when America was still great, I used to eat snowcones. I used to go in igloos too. In fact, I'll run this entire campaign from the inside of an igloo from now on. Because I love Eskimos.

Evangelicals

[Thunderbird is the word]

I have tremendous respect for the god fearing community. I had the honor of receiving a yuge bible from Billy Graham and I sent him some Trump Steaks in return. I tell ya the only reason the IRS came after me was because i'm a devout Christian.

Japanese-Americans

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

The best anime is shown in Trump Tower Theatre.  I love the Japanese!

Arab-Americans

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

George W. Bush sucked.

Paflagonians.

[beaver2.0]

I love Paflagonia!  I have great respect for the Paflagonian people, that Chancellor, he's a terrific person and has got a lot of great people in his cabinet.  He's one of the smartest guys I've ever met and has made Paflagonia great.  The people there are all hard-working and excellent people.

Illiterates.

[Torie]

I love uneducated folks! (I think that is a close paraphrase of an actual quote.)

Radical Islamic terrorists. (Might as well up the ante a bit.  )

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I admire Mr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's high energy efforts to make the Caliphate Great Again. This is exactly what I wanna do in America.

Serial killers.

[Bigby]

You beautiful, beautiful people work so well with those knives of yours. Look at how you slice those throats! Amazing!

The Marked Men from Fallout: New Vegas' DLC Lonesome Road.

[Virginiá]

Georgians love me. They are so great. I once saved a farm from foreclosure in Georgia. They were great people and I couldn't just let wealthy banks do that. Georgia grows the best produce.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I've always considered posters that failed to post a question of particularly high energy. They are the people that can make this forum great again.

Dudefest.

[Virginiá]

I've always considered posters that failed to post a question of particularly high energy. They are the people that can make this forum great again.

Dudefest.

I'm an idiot, lol. I completely forgot.

skip

[White Trash]

I'm a huge hit in the gay community. Huge. I mean why not? I love the gays, and they love me. They love strong, powerful men. It's what they do. Wait, what's dudefest?

War of 1812 Veterans

[bagelman]

Our soldiers fought bravely against the British who attacked us unprovoked, and we won the day thanks to our brave men and wo-, uh, wonderful national spirit. Andrew Jackson was a veteran of that war, and he wasn't just a great president, he was a STRONG president. America needs a strong president like me!

Black urban youths.

[NOT gonna be banned soon]

YO dawg! heres da trump rap!

build the wall! dont let the economy fall!

Babies

[Bigby]

"You little Americans are the cutest things ever! The cutest! You're all my sunshine, my only sunshine!"

Cyborgs.

[Thunderbird is the word]

I tell ya I think that cyborgs are the next stage in human evolution, I have tremendous respect for the cyborgs who in many respects are more sophisticated then the rest of us. If there's one thing I know it's scientific research and I had a hand in some of the early stages of cyborg evolution at Trump Industries.

Punk Rockers

[ElectionsGuy]

I know many rock stars as well as rock bands, and I have a great relationship with them. I went to many punk rock concerts in my time. Great music!

Hipsters and/or emos.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

I was building on 5th Avenue waaaaaay before anyone thought that area was cool. Frankly, it was a dump, and I thought, hey I could really build some nice stuff here, and then everyone copied me. Sad! Whatever happened to originality?

Canadians.

[This account no longer in use.]

I love maple syrup and hockey, eh? How aboot that?

Hipster Christian emoviolence fans.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

You know what's trendy and ironic: to wear a beanie on the way to vote for Trump!  And, I love the Christians- my daughter even used to be one!

"The Trannies"

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I love them! They can piss in whatever they want at Trump Tower. They are better than the lying cis-scum journalists. Look at them back there! Liars! Lying pack of liars! We won the Trannies! We won with Lesbians! We won with less than Lesbians! We won with the gays and the non-gays and the non-gays who just act gay and the bisexuals-I got Elton John endorsing me! That's right. So let's make America gender neutral again!

The Browns.

[Classic Conservative]

I love those brown people. They are just great, there food is very great. Just like our country will be. The Browns want jobs and a wall not Mexicans and loosing our jobs. My favorite Browns are Charlie Brown, Scott Brown and Alton Brown. We Will Make Browns Great Again. (I know you meant Browns/Blacks but hey )

Hasidic Jews

[Crumpets]

I get what it means to be a Hasidic Jew. I mean, people look at my hair, and sometimes they think it's a Jewish thing. I don't know. But I'll tell you, you guys can county money any day - very good work ethic. Don't have to worry about you guys taking a bit for yourself like with some people.

Privileged teenage girls going off to join ISIL

[BundouYMB]

America used to be great at oppressing women, but now we're getting beat by ISIL. Listen, I love ISIL, I've done business with ISIL, but we can't keep letting them oppress their women more than us. I'll make America great at oppressing women again. No girl's ever going to have to go to Syria to be treated badly during my Presidency. And let me tell you, we won't just oppress women again, we will have the most oppressed women in the world, mark my words.

Russian immigrants.