The Little Private

[LLR]

(Bump)

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

"Met that son of a b*tch, Boehner today... I hate the guy, he's tryna make all us guys look bad so he can run in 2016.... Rumor is, he may get primaried... I may step up to the plate, in 2015...." -Derrick Lovelace's Journal, February 8th, 2013.

"Made my first friend in Congress, some guy by the name of Aaron Schock, bright future ahead of him... Anyways, I have two committee assignments, I'm in the Emerging Threats and Capabilities sub-committee, and chair of the Nutrition committee. Besides that, I'm introducing a bill, to build a dam in my district... It'll get Alabama a lot of jobs..." -Derrick Lovelace's Journal, May 9th, 2013.

"That son of a b**** Boehner tried to block my dam, it passed by 5 votes. I hate this guy.." -Derrick Lovelace's Journal, May 19th, 2013.











Edwards moments before the shooting.

"Lets tell the GOP Congress: 11.50 an hour! All together now!"

"11.50 an hour!!!!"



*pop pop*


"Oh sh**, someone tried to shoot Edwards...." -Derrick Lovelace to Aaron Schock while playing golf. June 8th, 2013.

[NOT gonna be banned soon]

With the spooky 2027 suicide note, a book which makes him sound evil and someone trying to shoot Edwards makes this a lot more interesting.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Is Lovelace a Walter Jones type?

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

The Edwards Shooting:

"...In the next few days, the Edwards shooting rattled the country. The nation was in shock, of course. A calm voice from Alabama condemning the violence emerged, the opportunity couldn't have been better for him." The Future Course by Fmr. P.M Nigel Farage


President Edwards leaving the hospital four days after the attempt.

"...By the time Edwards left the hospital, Derrick Lovelace was placed on a special Congressional Commission to investigate the shooting. The shooter was an unemployed 28 year old former McDonalds Manager. After a failed American Independence Party bid for State Legislature in Houston, he wanted to get in the public spotlight another way. He decided to shoot the President, he stole a revolver from his friend, and snuck into the Edwards rally, shooting him in the right shoulder and left shoulder blade. There were words of a conspiracy to kill Edwards as part of a globalist plot among the committee. One call was about to change everything..." -Mark Warner's soon to be memoirs before his death.

"Ya Alex, It's Congressman Derrick Lovelace... The Military Industrial Complex was in it to kill Edwards...."

[This account no longer in use.]

Well, this is interesting.

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Well, this is interesting.

thx!

[LLR]

I'd prefer more than monthly updates to this great timeline