The most UNPREDICTABLE 2016 election timeline in the history of ever

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TOOMEY, SHUMLIN WINS IOWA, February 1st, 2016

RESULTS OF IOWA

Now, I couldn't find a way to put a Map I made on paint here, so heres just the results

REPUBLICAN:

Pat Toomey-31% (14 Delegates)
Phil Bryant-27% (8 Delegates)
Nikki Haley-20% (6 delegates)
Condoleeza Rice-12% (2 delegates)
George Pataki-10% (no delegates)

In what can possibly be the biggest political upset in 2016 (haha just you wait), Pat Toomey, representing the Libertarian wing, has beaten Mississippi governor Phil Bryant. Bryant was leading in every poll but one, which was taken 5 days ago with Toomey leading. Pataki, despite being in last place with no delegates, has said "double digits means people like you"

Democratic:

Peter Shumlin-34% (23 delegates)
Jeff Merkley-29% (16 delegates)
Tulsi Gabbard-21% (8 delegates)
Jim Webb-16% (5 delegates)

Peter Shumlin, Governor of Vermont, has won Iowa. Even though this was expected, he won by 5%. 5%!!!!! All the polls were him leading by 7, 8, 10, 12 or even 15%. But no, 5%, a measly 5%. At least he is a kind of Ok margin of delegates. Whats next for the race? Who knows? But it is going to be a wild race.

[Mike Thick]

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Rice/Pataki 2016!

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PATAKI, GABBARD WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE-February 9th, 2016

Republican results:



George Pataki-32% (15 delegates)
Phil Bryant-25% (4 delegates)
Pat Toomey-19% (4 delegates)
Condoleeza Rice-13% (no delegates)
Nikki Haley-11% (no delegates)

Current standing:

Pat Toomey: 29 Delegates
George Pataki: 15 Delegates
Phil Bryant: 8 Delegates
Nikki Haley: 6 Delegates
Condoleeza Rice: 2 Delegates

This wasn't a surprise, as Pataki is popular among the east coast.

Democratic Results:



Tulsi Gabbard-35% (14 delegates)
Peter Shumlin-31% (10 Delegates)
Jeff Merkley-25% (8 delegates)
Jim Webb-10% (no delegates)


WOAH. The only states Gabbard was leading in was in California, Hawaii and Oklahoma, but, no no no, New Hampshire has picked every Democratic Nominee since 2012 (not a big accomplishment, I know.) But, man, everyone was expecting Merkley or Shumlin, but, no no oh no, did those 2 get sandwiched between the Comeback Girl and Spider Webb. Whats going to happen next? This is my last update for today

Current Standings:

Peter Shumlin: 33 Delegates
Jeff Merkley: 24 Delegates
Tulsi Gabbard: 22 Delegates
Jim Webb: 5 Delegates

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TWO PRIMARIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!!!

South Carolina (Republican: 2/20, Democratic: 2/27)

Republican:



Nikki Haley: 47% (50 delegates)
Phil Bryant: 32% (no delegates)
Condoleezza Rice: 12% (no delegates)
Pat Toomey: 6% (no delegates)
George Pataki: 3% (no delegates)

She was the governor of South Carolina, what did you expect?

Democratic


Jim Webb: 50% (34 Delegates)
Peter Shumlin: 23% (12 delegates)
Jeff Merkley: 17% (10 Delegates)
Tulsi Gabbard: 10% (3 delegates)

He is from the South, so of course the south would like Jim "the Spider" Webb

NEVADA (Republican: 2/23, Democratic: 2/20)

Full of sinners, and dinners.

REPUBLICAN (The GOP)



Pat Toomey: 41% (18 Delegates)
Phil Bryant: 24% (6 Delegates)
Condoleezza Rice: 15% (6 delegates)
George Pataki: 11% (no Delegates)
Nikki Haley: 9% (no Delegates)

With an Endorsment from governor Sandoval, and heavy campaigning, caused Toomey to win comfortably

Democrats (Hee haw)



Jim Webb: 49% (35 Delegates)
Tulsi Gabbard: 25% (8 Delegates)
Jeff Merkley: 13% (no delegates)
Peter Shumlin: 7% (no delegates)

Webb was a close 2nd until his campaign focused heavily on it, causing him to win 2 times in a rowwwww.

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CURRENT STANDINGS

The Feburary primaries had ended, where do the candidates stand before Super Duper Tuesday?

LETS FIND OUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

REPUBLICAN

THE GOP

Nikki Haley: 56 Delegates

Pat Toomey: 47 Delegates
George Pataki: 15 Delegates
Phil Bryant: 12 Delegates
Condoleezza Rice: 8 Delegates

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Jim Webb: 74 Delegates

Peter Shumlin: 45 Delegates
Jeff Merkley: 34 Delegates
Tulsi Gabbard: 33 Delegates

MAN! Was that a lot of work!

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The Current Primary maps

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Democratic:

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Bump. What's the difference between White and Gray states on the primary maps