Better names for US political parties

[Crumpets]

"Democratic" and "Republican" are okay, but not super descriptive.

What would be better names for our parties that better reflect their policies?

[Mr. Reactionary]

I have some suggestions but I don't think the filter on this site will let me post such language.

[Mr. Smith]

Cliche as empty-quoting is, I gotta give credit where it's due.

I have some suggestions but I don't think the filter on this site will let me post such language.

[RightBehind]

Democrats: Disappointment Party. Lesser of the Two Evils Party.

Republicans: The Mentally Ill Party. The Uncivil Party.

[Asian Nazi]

Republicans: White Power Party
Democrats: We're Not the Republican Party

[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

[Clark Kent]

I actually like that they're not descriptive. It's not the "Liberal" Party of the "Conservative" Party. The Democratic and Republican Parties, at least in theory, stand for America and her ideals.

[Santander]

The Corporatist Party

Why have two different names when one will do?

[Boston Bread]

Nobody has a good name for the dems I see.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

The Right Party
The Center-Right Party

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

In keeping with the forum's official code of ethics ("everyone who disagrees with me is a fascist"), I propose the following names:

Democrats --> "Puppies and Rainbows for Love and Freedom Party"
Republicans --> "Evil KKKorpratist Warmonger Party"

[White Trash]

The Feel Good Party
The Do Bad Party

The Meaningless Party
The Mean Party

The Cool, Hip and With It Party
The Misplaced Hip Party

The Just Chillin in Cedar Rapids Party
The Get Your God Damn Government Hands Off Of My Medicare Party

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Democraps and Repuglycans.

I have some more suggestions but I don't think the filter on this site will let me post such language.

[Kingpoleon]

Conservatism Is Evil, Racist, and Sexist Party

Not Much Difference Between Liberalism and Communism, Eh?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

the evil party and the useless party

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

DemoncRATic and Rethuglikkkan.

[RINO Tom]

The Right Party
The Center-Right Party

How did this meme get steam that just because the GOP went hard right the Democrats followed in that direction and stopped somewhere around the center?!  Their social moderates/conservatives met the EXACT same fate as the GOP's social moderates/liberals, and the fiscal debate within the party this primary season isn't even center left, let alone center right.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

The Right Party
The Center-Right Party

How did this meme get steam that just because the GOP went hard right the Democrats followed in that direction and stopped somewhere around the center?!  Their social moderates/conservatives met the EXACT same fate as the GOP's social moderates/liberals, and the fiscal debate within the party this primary season isn't even center left, let alone center right.

who said anything about changing? the democrats have been a centre-right party for decades.

[RINO Tom]

The Right Party
The Center-Right Party

How did this meme get steam that just because the GOP went hard right the Democrats followed in that direction and stopped somewhere around the center?!  Their social moderates/conservatives met the EXACT same fate as the GOP's social moderates/liberals, and the fiscal debate within the party this primary season isn't even center left, let alone center right.

who said anything about changing? the democrats have been a centre-right party for decades.

LOL, guess it depends on your perspective.  Most people, including most Democrats, would disagree.  And it's not like your or any other European's opinion really matters; you wouldn't care what we thought of your politics, if we gave a sh|t in the first place.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Another set:
Zombie FDR Party
Zombie Reagan Party

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

In Mississippi:

The White Man's Party
The Black Man's Party.

[Mr. Reactionary]

In Mississippi:

The White Man's Party
The Black Man's Party.

Too true, which is hilariously opposite of the old days.

[Kingpoleon]

In Mississippi:

The White Man's Party
The Black Man's Party.

Too true, which is hilariously opposite of the old days.

Drawn by Cliven Bundy?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Lust-Envy-Pride Party
Wrath-Avarice-Gluttony Party

[Goldwater]

Lust-Envy-Pride Party
Wrath-Avarice-Gluttony Party

So does this make the Republicans the "Chastity-Kindness-Humility Party" and the Democrats the "Patience-Charity-Temperance  Party"?