Better names for US political parties

[Goldwater]

Lust-Envy-Pride Party
Wrath-Avarice-Gluttony Party

So does this make the Republicans the "Chastity-Kindness-Humility Party" and the Democrats the "Patience-Charity-Temperance  Party"?

[Goldwater]

Lust-Envy-Pride Party
Wrath-Avarice-Gluttony Party

Are you suggesting that both parties are Slothful or that both are Diligent or that both parties seem to be both at all the worst times?

I would assume sloth is non-voters, while diligence applies to both parties.

[Goldwater]

Lust-Envy-Pride Party
Wrath-Avarice-Gluttony Party

Are you suggesting that both parties are Slothful or that both are Diligent or that both parties seem to be both at all the worst times?

The Libertarians are the Sloth Party.

Nah, the Libertarian Party is socially lust and fiscally avarice.