If you had to choose between these execution methods...

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Glass of whiskey and a ridiculously expensive cigar in the study on a stormy night. The wife's put the kids to bed; it's Sunday, and Jack has lacrosse practice tomorrow morning before school. "It's been a good life", he sighed, thinking of his wife and four kids. He loads the revolver; a flash of lightning, and his death is drowned out by thunder.

All of these other methods suck.

For the record, he met his wife through work, though some said it was a political marriage due to her father being his supervisor. Irish-Catholic background. Georgetown/beltway/intelligence/diplomacy industry.